Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet

  • Season 3 , Ep 13
  • 08/31/2000
  • Views: 5,648

Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone. (1:25)

THE TEACHER LETS YOU PICKYOUR DESK.

YOU COULD ALWAYS TELL WHICH KIDSWERE GOING TO GO WHERE.

YOU COULD TELL THE SMART KIDSAND THE DUMB KIDS,

'CAUSE WHEN SHE'D SAY,"PICK WHATEVER DESK YOU WANT,"

YOU REMEMBER AUTOMATICALLY THE"C-" AND "D-" AVERAGE STUDENTS

ALWAYS GO STRAIGHTTO THE BACK.

"I DON'T WANT TO LEARN [bleep].I JUST WANT TO TALK, MAN.

"I'M BACK--

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S UP, MAN!WHOO! WHERE'S MY SPITWAD AT?"

THEN YOU HADTHE TEACHER'S PET,

THE ONES THAT ACTUALLY PICKEDTHE FRONT DESK, REMEMBER THEM?

"I'M GOING TO SIT UP FRONT."

YOU KNOW, THEY HAD THAT WALK,THAT SMART KID WALK

WITH THEIR BOOKS AND STUFFALL THE TIME.

"ALL RIGHT,I'M GOING TO SIT UP FRONT

SO MRS. CLARK CAN SEEEVERYTHING I DO."

THIS KID SPENTTHEIR WHOLE CHILDHOOD

GETTING FLICKED IN THE BACKOF THE HEAD;

THEY TICKED EVERYBODY OFF.

'CAUSE YOU REMEMBER NO ONE ELSEEVER GOT A CHANCE TO ANSWER.

IT'S JUST THEM, YOU KNOW.TO RETALIATE, YOU'D FLICK THEM.

"YEAH, THAT'D BE WAR OF 1812."

Pop!

"OW."

"1941, 1945."

Pop!

"STOP IT!"

Pop!

"I'M TELLING."

THEY'D SCREW EVERYTHING UPALL THE TIME,

BECAUSE THEY WERETEACHER'S PET.

I REMEMBER BEING ONE, TWOMINUTES BEFORE THE BELL RANG.

IT'S FRIDAY.

THE TEACHER'S JUST TELLING YOUTO ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.

YOU'RE NOT EVENON YOUR DESK, RIGHT?

YOUR TOE'S BARELYHANGING ON TO YOUR CHAIR.

"COME ON, RING! RING!"

YOU'RE GETTING READYTO GET OUT OF THERE,

HEAD FOR THE WEEKEND.

THE KID IN FRONT ALWAYS HADTO SCREW IT UP, REMEMBER?

"UH, YEAH, YOU FORGOT TO GIVE USOUR HOMEWORK FOR THE WEEKEND."

"OH, NO.

NO, LET GO.NO, LET GO."

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