Work the Shoes

Season 1 , Ep 4 07/25/10 Views: 26,110

There's nothing worse than a lady who doesn't know how to walk in a pair of damn heels. (2:10)

LADIES--OOH, LOOK, ROCKIN'THE HEELS IN THE FRONT ROW, HUH?

WHOA, LADIES BE KILLIN'WITH THEM DAMN HEELS, BOY.

RIGHT BROTHER?

ALL I CAREABOUT MY LADIES WEARING

IS DAMNHIGH HEELED SHOES, MAN.

THEM DAMN STILETTOS.

I DON'T BE BUYIN'--VALENTINES DAY,

I DON'T BE BUYING CHOCOLATESAND ALL THAT DUMB ASS MESS.

PERFUMES AND DUMB STUFF,AND LINGERIES.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMNWHAT SHE WEARIN' TO BED,

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

PUT THEM DAMN SHOES ON!

WHEN THAT ASS GO IN THE AIR,I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

WHAT SHE GOT ON,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

SHE COULD BE WEARING SHOULDERPADS AND A BABY PAMPER,

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!PUT THEM DAMN SHOES ON!

[laughter]LADIES, Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO WALK

IN THE SHOES THOUGH,RIGHT?

Y'ALL WEARING HEELSAND STUFF, LADIES.

GOT TO KNOW HOWTO WORK THE SHOES, LADIES.

THERE'S NOTHING WORSETHAN A LADY

WHO CANNOT WALKIN THEM DAMN HEELS.

SOME LADIESKNOW HOW TO WORK IT.

THEY KNOW HOW TO SLINKIN THE DAMN SHOES.

THEY KNOW HOW TO WORK IT.

SOME LADIES DON'T KNOWWHAT THE HELL THEY DOIN'.

SOME LADIES--SOME LADIES ARE GOOD, SEXY.

LOOK AT--I'M A GROWN MAN.

LOOK AT THAT,I FEEL SEXY RIGHT NOW.

[laughter]

I'M GONNA LAYMY OWN SELF ON THE GROUND,

AND GET ON TOP OF ME,AND DO--

CAN YOU EVENLAY ON TOP OF YOURSELF?

I'M ABOUT TO GETON TOP OF ME, GOD DAMN IT.

I'M TURNING MYSELFON RIGHT NOW.

YOU GOT TO KNOW HOWTO WORK THEM SHOES, LADIES.

YOU HAVE TO.

SOME LADIESLOOK SEXY IN THE SHOES,

SOME LADIES LOOKSO SEXY IN THE DAMN SHOES,

'CAUSE THEY KNOW HOWTO WALK IN THE SHOES.

SOME LADIES DON'T KNOWWHAT THE HELL THEY DOIN'.

THEY PUT THE DAMN SHOES ON,

AND START WALKING AROUNDTHE HOUSE, THEY ASS LOOKS SNEAKY

'CAUSE THEYDON'T KNOW HOW TO WALK.

THIS IS HOW THEY WALKAROUND THE HOUSE...

[laughter]

SOME LADIES DON'T KNOWWHAT THE HELL THEY DOIN'.

THEY PUT THEM DAMN SHOES ON...

THEY ASS WALKIN' AROUND THEHOUSE LIKE A TYRANNOSAURUS REX.

[speaks indistinctly]

[laughter]

[chuckles]

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