Eternulax the Immortal,dead at the age of 26.
Now here's Sportsbot 5000to tell us
about two local gals,Amy Wong and Turanga Leela,
who have won 15butterfly derby bouts in a row,
even as rumors swirlthat they're juicing up
with the controversialnutritional supplement
known as nectar.
(monotone):That's pretty much it.
LINDA:Riveting stuff, Sportsbot.
Yo, yo, yo.What's up, ladies?
Uh-oh.The bullies are back.
Leela, Amy, I like astalwart, feminine physique
as much as the next fellow,but this nectar worries me.
You should be worriedabout this!
Easy, Amy, easy.
Professor, there's nothingwrong with nectar.
So are carrots,but you don't see me
injecting thembetween my toes.
(clears throat)Uh, Leela?
I was wondering if you'd liketo go out with me again.
Maybe play some miniature golfor colossal tennis?
I already got a doubledate with Arm and Hammer.
Bender, you want to goout and do something?
Oh, so now I'm yourlast-resort booty call, huh?
Okay, let's go.