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Valentine, Bamford, Tosh, Robinson Season 3, Ep 0302 12/07/1999 Views: 2,827

Why do they always have to whisper? (2:39)

( whispers ):BY CALVIN KLEIN.

CK ONE.

IT'S BY CALVIN KLEIN.

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS WHISPERTHEIR ADS FOR?

I'M ALWAYS AT HOMEGOING, "WHAT?"

( whispers ):IT'S BY CALVIN KLEIN.

OKAY, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

COMING OUT NEXT FALL,WE HAVE A NEW FRAGRANCE.

IT'S CALLED...

( no audio )

JUST WAS UP IN TORONTO.

I WENT TO THE MOLSON INDY.

MY FIRST CAR RACE EVER, MAN.

I-I LOVED IT.

THE SPEED WAS GREAT.

THE ONLY THING IS,I THINK I LIKE IT BETTER ON TV.

YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE TRACK.

WHEN YOU'RE THERE LIVE

YOU SEE, LIKE, 50 YARDSOF TRACK, THAT'S IT.

AND THESE CARS, THESE INDY CARSGO OVER 200 MILES AN HOUR. 200!

I'M SITTING THERE GOING

"WHEN THE HELL'S THIS THINGGOING TO START?"

( imitates car engines roaring )

"SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DOAFTER THIS?

"THERE'S A MALL AROUND HERE?

"YEAH, I'LL GO TO THE MALL.

"I GOT TO PICK UP A PAIR OF...

( imitates car engines roaring )

...BUTTON-FLY JEANS."

I JUST BOUGHT THESE.

THESE ARE THE BUTTON-FLYS.

THEY'RE POPULAR NOW

AND THEY WERE POPULARDURING HEE HAW.

GUYS, BE CAREFUL, THESE JEANS...

BE CAREFUL WITH JEANS,ESPECIALLY THE GUYS.

I BOUGHT THESE JEANSAND I WORE THEM OUT

ON A DATE THAT NIGHT, YOU KNOW?

I'M OUT ON THE DATE,EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT.

ABOUT AN HOUR INTO IT

SHE GOES, "I THINKI WANT TO GO HOME."

"ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE YOU HOME."

I GOT HOME...

33-30! 33-30! 33-30! 33-30!

I BOUGHT A PAIROF COWBOY BOOTS ONCE.

COWBOY BOOTS ARE COMFORTABLE.

YOU KNOW THE PROBLEMWITH COWBOY BOOTS?

THERE'S NO TRACTIONON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOOT

WHEN YOU FIRST GET 'EM.

AND THEY PUT CARPETINGIN THE SHOE STORE.

I GOT THE BOOTS ON.

THE SALESMAN GOES, "WALK AROUND.SEE HOW THEY FEEL."

THESE ARE GREAT!

THANKS A LOT!

COULD YOU GIVE MEANOTHER LITTLE PUSH

BACK TO MY OLD BOOTS?

THEY'RE RIGHT THEREIN THE CHAIR.

I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT 'EM!