Mark Prepares for Twayne's Roast

  • Season 2 , Ep 214
  • 03/21/2012
  • Views: 24,241

Mark thinks he'll impress Twayne at the roast with his puns and rimshots. (1:25)

NOW, AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE'RETHROWING TWAYNE A ROAST.

AND TWAYNE HIMSELFASKED ME TO BE ON THE DAIS,

SO I THOUGHT I'D TRY OUTSOME OF MY MATERIAL

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT.HERE WE GO.

THIS ISN'T TWAYNE'S FIRST ROAST.NOPE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE USESHIS CROCK-POT MOST WEEKNIGHTS.

[rimshot]

TWAYNE SEEMS PRETTY HORNY.YEAH.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSEHE HAS HORNS ON HIS HEAD.

[rimshot]

SEE?

"HORNY" CAN MEANA COUPLE DIFFERENT THINGS

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

- THIS IS GOINGTO BE A PROBLEM.

- HEY, FRIENDS, WICKED EXCITEDFOR YOUR ZINGERS TOMORROW.

IF YOU DON'T RIP ME TO SHREDSAT THAT ROAST,

I'M GOING TO BEPERSONALLY OFFENDED.

- HE'S GONNA LOVEMY PERFORMANCE.

I'VE GOT PUNS AND RIMSHOTSAND THEN MORE PUNS.

- MM-MM.

- YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVETO GO UP ONSTAGE.

THE REAL ACTION AT ANY ROASTIS IN THE DECORATING.

- DECORATIONS ARE A BLAST,BUT I'VE GOT COMEDY GOLD TO MINE

WITH MY PUNCH LINE PICKAX.

- TAKE OFF THE KID GLOVES.

YOU'RE JUST NOT FUNNY.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE A BLAND,FLAVORLESS CRAP ON OUR NIGHT.

- [chuckles]

WELL, WE'LL SEE WHOSE "CRAP"IS BLAND AND FLAVORLESS

WHEN I KNOCK THEM DEATH.

- UGH, HE CAN'T EVEN EXITON A GOOD LINE.

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