Uncensored - Aziz Ansari - 50 Cent Grapefruit Story

Dangerously Delicious Season 1, Ep 101 05/20/2012 Views: 118,589

When Aziz Ansari ends up in the same restaurant as 50 Cent, he is present for an important moment in the rapper's life. (2:09)

I WAS EATING AT ONE OFMY FAVORITE RESTAURANTS

IN NEW YORK NOT TOO LONG AGO,AND I WAS HAVING DINNER

WITH A FRIEND,AND HE'S LIKE, "AZIZ,

WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?"AND I SAID, "SHUT UP.

50 CENT IS SITTINGOVER THERE, AND I NEED TO HEAR

EVERYTHING HE SAYS."

AND 50 CENT DID NOT DISAPPOINT.

50 CENT THE RAPPERORDERED A GRAPEFRUIT SODA.

THE WAITER BRINGS HIMA GRAPEFRUIT SODA.

AND THEN 50 CENT SAIDTHE GREATEST THING

ANYONE COULD EVER SAYWHEN THEY SEE A GRAPEFRUIT SODA.

HE LOOKS AT THE WAITER,AND HE GOES,

"WHY ISN'T THIS PURPLE?"

AND IT TOOK ME A FEW SECONDS,

AND THEN I REALIZED,"OH, MY GOD.

50 CENT HAS NO IDEAWHAT A GRAPEFRUIT IS.

EXCUSE ME, EVERYBODYIN THE RESTAURANT, SHUT UP.

A WAITER'S ABOUT TOEXPLAIN TO A GROWN MAN

WHAT A GRAPEFRUIT IS."

YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THIS IS?

THERE ARE PARENTSTHAT AREN'T THERE

WHEN THEIR CHILDREN LEARNSWHAT A GRAPEFRUIT IS.

I AM THERE FOR THAT MOMENTIN RAPPER 50 CENT'S LIFE.

THIS GUY LEAVES THE RESTAURANT,HE'S GONNA KNOW ABOUT

A NEW FRUIT.

AND THE EXCHANGEWAS JUST GLORIOUS.

THE WAITER STRUGGLINGTO EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT

OF A GRAPEFRUIT TO A MANWHO JUST DIDN'T GET IT.

HE WAS LIKE,"NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

GRAPE, GRAPEFRUIT.

GRAPE, GRAPEFRUIT."

"I KNOW GRAPES ARE FRUITS.

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING ITLIKE THAT?"

"NO, IT'S JUST ONE WORD.

'GRAPEFRUIT.'YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST ONE--

IT'S A DIFFERENT--""I GET IT.

GRAPEFRUIT, APPLEFRUIT,ORANGEFRUIT, CARROTVEGETABLE."

"NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL."

AND IT JUST BLEW MY MIND.

HOW DOES 50 CENT NOT KNOWWHAT A GRAPEFRUIT IS?

THIS GUY'S BEEN RICHFOR SO LONG.

HE HAS TO RUN INTO A GRAPEFRUITEVERY NOW AND THEN.

I DO OKAY.

I SEE GRAPEFRUITSEVERY FUCKING DAY.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HESEES A GRAPEFRUIT?

IS HE JUST LIKE...

"WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE ORANGES?

THEY'RE ALL RED AND SHIT.

AND THEY'RE BIG AS FUCK!

THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD!

SHOOT THOSE NIGGERS!"[imitates gunfire]