Dave Attell - Mob News

Trilling, Daro, Attell Season 2, Ep 0221 05/20/1993 Views: 8,889

The mafia should do the news. (1:12)

I get up every day at5:00 in the morning.

You know why?

The garbage trucks.

Every day in thistown wake me up.

With that sound.

You know that.

[garbage truck sounds]

What is that sound?

Is someone throwing out a goat?

What's going on there?

And why are theycoming so early?

They're picking up garbage.

It's not going to go bad again.

You know what I'm saying?

Really.

Oh, man.

It's so dangerous in this town.

You watch the news,it's all violence.

I think they should letthe mafia do the news.

Because they know it's goingto happen anyway, right?

Wouldn't that be a lot better?

A man was shot severaltimes tomorrow.

There will be no witnesses.

The lottery numbers are 16,32, 8, 9, 7, and let's say,

42 regular.

Congratulations, Vincenzo.

Again.