Becky Pedigo - Half-Asser

  • Season 10 , Ep 21
  • 04/27/2006
  • Views: 2,915

Becky may not always be prepared, but at least she's punctual. (0:57)

THE OTHER DAY AND THEY SAID,

"WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WE OVERACHIEVERS ARE."

NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

I'M WHAT YOU'D CALL A HALF-ASSER.

YEAH. I'M A HALF-ASSER,AND I LIKE IT. OKAY?

SO DON'T TRY TO DRAG ME INTO YOUR LITTLE OVERACHIEVER CULT.

OKAY? WHERE PLANS ARE MADE, AND THINGS GET DONE.

I GOT MY OWN WAY OF LIVIN'. I LIKE TO CALL IT

THE, "WHAT IS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF WORK I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO

TO GET THROUGH THIS SITUATION?"

AND HERE WE ARE IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I WILL SAY, THOUGH, IN MY OWN DEFENSE,

THAT WHAT I LACK IN PREPARATION,I MAKE UP FOR WITH PUNCTUALITY.

OH YEAH, I'M ALWAYS ON TIME. AND YET, RARELY PREPARED.

MY MOTTO IS, "OH WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS."

- AND HERE WE ARE. - [LAUGHTER]

SO I'M IN MY 30s. I LIKE IT. I DON'T MIND ADMITTING IT.

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