Best Worst Thing - Is Obama Gay?

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 03/05/2013
  • Views: 16,834

Kristen Schaal and Billy Eichner discuss fundamentalist minister Scott Lively's claim that President Obama is gay. (1:50)

WITH THE BESTWORST THING OF THE WEEK.

OF ALL THE AWFUL NEWS STORIES,THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

FUNDAMENTALIST MINISTERSCOTT LIVELY

CLAIMS THAT HE HAS PROOFTHAT PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GAY,

WHICH PROVES ONE THINGFOR CERTAIN--

FUNDAMENTALIST MINISTERSCOTT LIVELY IS GAY.

LIVELY SAYS HE SPENT TIMEIN CHICAGO GAY BARS

LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE,AND POINTS TO OBAMA'S VACATION

WITH HIS MALEPERSONAL ASSISTANT, REGGIE LOVE.

- WOW, IF THIS IS TRUE,THEN IT'S BAD NEWS FOR OBAMA,

CAUSE HE COULD GETKICKED OUT OF HIS MOSQUE.

- THAT'S TRUE.

- HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.THIS GUY'S NAME IS SCOTT LIVELY.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A GAYER NAMETHAN "SCOTT LIVELY"?

- NO. NO.

- THAT IS THE GAYEST NAMEI EVER HEARD.

- MAYBE LIKE "RICHARD SIMMONS."- YEAH.

- WHAT ARE THE SIGNSWE SHOULD HAVE SEEN

THAT PRESIDENT OBAMAIS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL?

- THOSE ARE [bleep]-JOB LIPSIF I'VE EVER SEEN THEM.

- [laughs]YEAH, THEY'RE SORE.

I HEARD A RUMORTHAT HE TURNED DOWN AN INVITE

TO THE SECRET SERVICECOLOMBIAN HOOKER PARTY.

- REALLY?- AND WHO WOULD TURN THAT DOWN?

- I DON'T KNOW. I HEARD OBAMAONLY BAILED OUT CHRYSLER

'CAUSE HE WANTED TO SAVETHE PT CRUISER.

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT THE PT CRUISER IS.

- IT'S THE CAR YOU OWN.

- OH, OKAY.

FAIR ENOUGH.- WHAT DOES "PT" STAND FOR?

- PENIS TUNNEL.- [laughs]

OH, IT'S A PENIS TUNNELON WHEELS.

- THANKS FOR GETTING MEOUT OF THAT ONE, BILLY.

- OH! FOR THIS,THEY CANCELLED CHOCOLATE NEWS?

CAN YOU IMAGINE?[laughter]

- PLEASE, THEY PREFERTO BE CALLED KEY AND PEELE.

- OH!- NOW--

- WOW.[laughter]

- NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE!NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

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