and Chicago,where I live right now,
it's a sports town, you know?
It's a sports town, and there'snothing wrong with that,
you know, but people want
to make small talk with youabout sports.
So, all the time, like,at the bus stop, you know,
uh, in the elevator,people are like,
"Hey, how about those Bears?How about those Cubs?
How about those Bulls?"
"I don't know what you'retalking about; I don't...
"Did they scorea lot of goal units this week?
"Are they inthe grand championship?!
How exciting for you!"
And it's not fair, because Ican't talk to random people
in an elevator about my hobbies,you know?
I can't be in an elevatorwith some random dude
and just be like,
"Hey, do you think Wolverinecould survive a fall from space?
Oh, you don't follow Wolverine?Okay."
Like, I can't do that!Not allowed to do that!
Not fair. Not fair.
© 2016 Comedy Partners. All Rights Reserved. Comedy Central and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of comedy partners.