Eugene Mirman - Nothing to Add

Season 1 , Ep 104 11/13/10 Views: 8,650

Normally Sunday is a day of rest, but erotic 'Step Up 3D' fan fiction isn't going to write itself. (1:28)

- LET'S DO IT. LET'S GET OUTOUR MOBILE DEVICES.

- ALL RIGHT.

NORMALLY SUNDAYIS A DAY OF REST,

BUT EROTIC STEP UP 3DFAN FICTION

ISN'T GONNA WRITE ITSELF.

[laughter and applause]

- I HAVE NOTHINGTO ADD TO THAT.

[laughter]

HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN A HAIKUTHAT'S A TWEET?

- NO. DID YOU?- I DID.

- OH, WOW.YEAH.

THIS ISA SPECIAL HALLOWEEN HAIKU

THAT I WROTEAROUND HALLOWEEN.

IT MIGHT HAVE BEENA FEW DAYS AFTER.

WHATEVER.

DON'T MAKE SUCH A THINGOUT OF IT.

IF ZOMBIES SMOKED POT...

FIVE SYLLABLES.

MAYBE THEY WOULD SKIPTHE BRAINS.

SEVEN.

AND SETTLE FOR CAKE.

[cheers and applause]

- NICE.

WELL, I HAVE ONE MORE TWEET.

- THAT'S THE PERFECT AMOUNT.

- I AM TWEETINGFROM THE MOON.

APRIL FOOL'S.I AM GOING TO SLEEP.

[laughter]

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,EUGENE MIRMAN.

- BYE-BYE.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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