Sean Patton - Discreet Penis

Murphy, Dahle, San Juan, Waite, Rutledge, Patton, Haddish Season 4, Ep 4 11/06/2009 Views: 9,209

If Sean's penis was an annual salary, it would be $47,000 with dental. He just needs a girl with a tight budget. (2:51)

how many of you are takingpenis enlargement pills?



All right, fair enough.Very proud of that.


(woman shouting)

All right.

See, men take these pillsbecause they want

to, you know, impress women.

Because they think, oh, womenonly want to sleep

with men who have big dongs.

Is that true?I don't know, let's find out.

Women, how many of you can onlysleep with a man

if you know he's got a big,frickin' ding-a-ling?

(women hooting)

All right, honesty.Honesty's good.

See, here's the thing--

women like that exist--

women who can only sleepwith a man

whose got a big frickin' penis.

And there's a reasonbehind that.

It's a medical condition.

I'll explain it to youright now.


Those type of women can onlysleep with a man

if he's got a big penis

because they need that big(bleep)

to fill the inner voidwithin them...

(laughter and applause)

You know, the one that's causedby the lack of a soul.


I don't-- I don't havea big penis.

And you know what,I don't want one.

I don't need one.I'm good with my discrete penis.


It's been mine all my life.

I know exactly how to use it.

I know its strengths,I know its weaknesses.

It's compact, but it handlesthe road, you know?


And it gets great gas mileage.

And it has a sun roofand power locks.


Just imagine a warrior,

the deadliest warriorin the world,

but he's only deadlywith a dagger.

Doesn't matter the sizeof your weapon if you're deadly.

What I'm trying to say is,

ladies, just let me come at youwith my dagger.

I promise I will slay thee.


I'm exaggerating a little bitabout the...

It's not that small. Not...

Okay, here's somethingwe can all relate to.

If my penis were, say,an annual salary,

$47,000 a year...

with dental.

That's pretty good.

$47,000's plenty, ladies,

if you just, uh, tighten upyour budget.


Have a tight budget.

Don't just have a loose,skanky-ass budget, you know?