Trevor Moore - "Gays Got Married"

Trevor Moore: High in Church Season 1, Ep 101 03/06/2015 Views: 16,120

Country singer Trevor Moore details the surprising changes that have taken place in his life since same-sex couples were allowed to wed. (4:12)

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♪ I grew upin an American town ♪

♪ No locks on the doorswhen we all bedded down ♪

♪ to sleep

♪ Met a pretty young girland made her my bride ♪

♪ After church on Sundays,take the kids for a ride ♪

♪ down the street

♪ Swimming holes,catching fireflies in jars ♪

♪ Spend the eveningstaring at the stars ♪

♪ Then the gays got married

♪ The gays got married

♪ And the plant shut down

♪ The plant shut down

♪ And the crops dried up

♪ The crops dried up

♪ Everywhere around

♪ Everywhere around

♪ Then them gaysstarted kissing ♪

♪ Started kissing

♪ And the statesaid, "Cool" ♪

♪ Cool

♪ And they madeall the kids ♪

♪ All the kids

♪ Be gay in school

♪ 'Cause them gaysgot married ♪

♪ Gays got married

♪ When they announced iton TV ♪

♪ jumped in my truckand slammed reverse ♪

♪ I had to get to my family

♪ before the gaycould get there first ♪

♪ Hauling assdown the interstate ♪

♪ In my throatI could feel my heart ♪

♪ I didn't knowhow much time I had ♪

♪ before all the orgieswould start ♪

♪ And they're grabbingguys like me ♪

♪ and they're pulling usout of our trucks ♪

♪ and they're kissing our lipsand nibbling our ears ♪

♪ and all sortsof sexy stuff ♪

♪ And they're taking us outto fancy hotels ♪

♪ and partying the night away

♪ And they're saying how goodwe look in their shirt ♪

♪ when we wake upthe next day ♪

♪ No, I dare not look back

♪ to see what's behind

♪ They almost got me once

♪ when I was surfing online

♪ but as strong and straightas I know I am ♪

♪ every mancan be pushed too far ♪

♪ I see the devil

♪ and the devillooks like Mario Lopez ♪

♪ in jean shortswashing his car ♪

♪ I pulled upinto my house ♪

♪ and I quickly ran inside

♪ I grabbed my lovely spouse

♪ but I felt no lovewhen I looked in her eyes ♪

♪ The gay had gone airborne

♪ and I didn't make itin time ♪

♪ My family unit

♪ had already been underminedbecause ♪

♪ the gays got married

♪ The gays got married

♪ And released gay spores

♪ Gay spores

♪ And allthe straight people ♪

♪ All the people

♪ Weren't in love no more

♪ Never love no more

♪ 'Cause them gaysgot married ♪

♪ The gays got married

♪ Been in this bunkerthree longs years ♪

♪ Canned foodand recycled air ♪

♪ Yet I shudder when I think

♪ about what must behappening out there ♪

♪ A radioactivescorched desert-scape ♪

♪ ruled by roving biker gangs

♪ with scary tattoosand muscly arms ♪

♪ blue eyesand super cute bangs ♪

♪ So I'll seal myself offfrom everyone ♪

♪ and hide here until I die

♪ confused and angry,sad and alone ♪

♪ and I know the reason why

♪ 'Cause the gaysgot married ♪

♪ The gays got married

♪ The gays got married

♪ The gays got married

♪ The gays got married

The gays got married ♪

The gays got married ♪