Gabriel Iglesias - In Phoenix

  • Season 7 , Ep 1
  • 02/06/2003
  • Views: 67,433

Phoenix, AZ has a futuristic mall. (1:50)

GABRIEL IGLESIAS: WOW,

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

MAN, WHERE WERE YOU GUYS

WHEN I WAS IN COURT?

(LAUGHTER)

I NEEDED THAT, MAN.

WOW, WHAT'S UP, NEW YORK?

HOW YOU GUYS DOING, MAN?

PRETTY GOOD?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHOO!

I'M GOOD, MAN.

SUPPOSED TO GET A LITTLE BIT

COLD EARLIER, MAN.

I WENT OUTSIDE, AND DING.

(GIGGLES)

(LAUGHTER)

I WAS OUTSIDE EARLIER.

IT WAS A LITTLE BIT NIPPY

AND STUFF.

NOT LIKE A FEW WEEKS AGO,

I WAS IN THE OPPOSITE--

I WAS IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA.

AND IT GETS HOT OUT THERE, MAN.

IT WAS LIKE 115, 120.

OOH!

I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOW,

I GOT OFF THE PLANE.

I WAS WALKING AND COOKING

AT THE SAME TIME.

(LAUGHTER)

I WAS LIKE, SSSS, SSSS,

SSSS, SSSS, SSSS...

(LAUGHTER)

I SWEAR TO GOD, I SMELLED LIKE

CHICKEN.

I KNOW I DID.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

IT WAS HOT OVER THERE, MAN.

THERE WAS LIKE NOT A WHOLE LOT

TO DO BECAUSE OF THE HEAT.

SO, LIKE THE ONLY THING WE CAN

DO TO ENJOY OURSELVES IS LIKE,

GO TO THE MALL, YOU KNOW?

AND I GOTTA TELL YOU GUYS IF YOU

GUYS EVER GET THE CHANCE TO GO

TO PHOENIX, ARIZONA, THEY HAVE

A FUTURISTIC MALL THERE.

I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE.

BUT THEY HAVE ONE.

IT IS SO COOL.

YOU WALK IN THE ENTRANCE

AND THE MALL ACTUALLY GREETS YOU

WHEN YOU WALK IN, WHICH MESS'S

PEOPLE UP.

'CAUSE YOU WALK IN, RIGHT?

'DING.'

(AUTOMATED VOICE) "WELCOME

TO THE ARIZONA MALL."

AND THERE'S PEOPLE LIKE, "WHOA."

(LAUGHTER)

BUT SEE I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP

BECAUSE I WALKED IN WITH MY

FRIEND FELIPE AND THE MALL WAS

LIKE...

(AUTOMATED VOICE) "BENVENEDO,

SAL MALL DE ARIZONA."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I SAID, "MAN, THIS GOTTA BE

A COINCIDENCE."

AT LEAST I THOUGHT IT WAS UNTIL

I SAW THIS BLACK GUY WALK IN.

DING.

(AUTOMATED VOICE) "YO, DOG,

WELCOME TO THE MALL."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"HUH, YOU, TOO, HUH?"

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