The Spotted Ox Hostel Presents: A Guide to America

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 02/11/2014
  • Views: 7,173

A European traveller highlights America's coolest sights and lays out the who's who of U.S. royalty. (0:55)

- HELLO, EUROPEAN PERSON.

ARE YOU GOING TO THE STATESFOR A HOLIDAY?

WELL, THERE'S A LOTOF RUBBISH THERE.

LET ME TELL YOU THE COOLESTTHINGS AND PLACES TO BE.

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DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA IS COOLFOR A CLASS TRIP,

TO BUY A BASEBALL HAT,A BASEBALL PANT.

THEY ONLY HAVE TWO DAYSFOR THE WEEKEND,

WHICH IS COOL, 'CAUSEYOU PACK IN LOTS OF FUN STUFF

LIKE BEACH VOLLEYBALLAND HAMBURGERS.

U.S. HAS, LIKE,TOTALLY DEFINED SEXUALITIES,

AND YOU CAN TELLWHICH IS MAN AND WHICH IS WOMAN.

LITTLE WAYNE IS A LITTLE MANWITH A BIG VOICE.

HE IS THE KING OF NEW ORLEANS.

ROYALTY IN THE U.S. IS PEOPLELIKE HULK HOGAN,

HIS DAUGHTER BROOK HOGAN,BEN AFFLECK,

A CAT WHO CAN PLAY PIANO.

BY LAW, THE ONLY RENTAL CARYOU CAN GET IS A PT CRUISER.

JESUS IS, LIKE,THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE U.S.

LIKE, HOW FRANKENSTEINIS THE COOLEST PERSON IN EUROPE.

THE COOLEST MUSEUMS ARETHE M&M STORE IN TIMES SQUARE.

[techno music]

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