That's Tanfastic

  • Season 3 , Ep 16
  • 02/20/2013
  • Views: 10,756

When the guys meet an old college friend at a club, Blake doesn't quite fit in. (1:28)

I AIN'T SEEN THESE NIZZLESSINCE COLLEGE.

WHAT'S GUCCI, MY NIZZLES?

- IT'S--OUR LIVES ARE SO GUCCI.- YEAH.

IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL.- PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.

- WHAT'S UP? LONG TIME,NO SMELL, FARTMAN.

- HA HA!YOU KNOW WHAT?

ACTUALLY, NOBODY CALLS MEFARTMAN ANYMORE.

MY NAME'S PATRICK.

BUT, MY NIZZLES,Y'ALL CAN CALL ME "TRICK."

- HEY, TRICK.- TRICK DADDY.

- HEY, BRO.

WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOUR EAR?

- NOTHING.- WHOOP.

THAT'S TANFASTIC--MY SELF-TANNING CREAM.

all: WHOA!- HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

- COOL.THANK YOU.

- YEAH, YOU GOT IT.- APPRECIATE IT.

- DARE I SAYIT SMELLS TAN-AMAZING.

- ALL RIGHT, SO, UH,WHERE'S THE BAR?

- HA HA!SAME OLD BLAKE.

BAR'S RIGHT IN HERE.

BUT, ACTUALLY, THIS IS GONNA BEA LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.

MOSTLY IT'S THE SHORTSAND THE TANK TOP,

AND ALSO THE HAIR,I WOULD SAY, IS AN ISSUE.

- OH, OF COURSE.I KNOW, MAN.

IT'S GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN.LOOK OUT! IT'S ATTACKING!

IT'S ATTACKING EVERYBODY!RUN! RUN!

- OKAY, CHILL.[chuckles] LOOK, I GET IT, MAN.

I'M PUNK ROCK TOO, DUDE.

I OWN EVERY GOOD CHARLOTTE CD.- SO DO I.

- YOU KNOW, BUT THIS PLACE HERE,THIS IS FOR GROWN-UPS.

SO IF YOU'RE GONNA COME IN,I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BE GROWN,

MY NIZZLE.

- YEAH.UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M JUST GONNA CATCH YOU LATER,OKAY, FARTMAN?

HEY GUYS, GO ON INWITHOUT ME, OKAY?

GET A BLOW JOB FOR ME, A SHOT.

NOT THE ACTU--WELL, ACTUALLY,

JUST GET A BLOW JOBANY WAY YOU CAN.

- EXCUSE ME.WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

- WHAT?- HEY, DUDE.

JUST GO TO THE CARAND PUT ON THE CLOTHES

THAT I BROUGHT FOR YOU.

- AND HARDEN YOUR HAIR,FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.- GUYS, I'M GOOD, ALL RIGHT?

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