Roast Battle - Olivia Grace vs. K. Trevor Wilson

Roast Battle - Night Two - Uncensored Season 1, Ep 3 07/29/2016 Views: 3,730

Despite a recent injury, Olivia Grace comes out swinging with a fat joke, but K. Trevor Wilson fires back with a joke about her vagina. (6:39)

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Canada, U.S.A.

Are we ready?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's roast!

[ Bell dings ]

K. Trevor has one "K" in front

of his name because he's the

size of 1,000 Trevors.

I'm just impressed Olivia's

here.

Olivia needed 35 stitches to

close up her gash yesterday and

another 20 to fix the hole in

her leg.

Oh!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Horn blares ]

You look like you cum into a

spittoon.

From across the room.

Olivia actually told me that

when she got the cut in her leg

that it looked like a vagina

filled with oatmeal.

Which is really gross when you

consider her vagina looks like

leather wallet filled with back

bacon.

Oh!

[ Explosions ]

Those are really good jokes

about pussy for a guy who never

sees them.

[ Whistle ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Cock gun ]

[ Gunshots ]

Speaking of pussy, K Trevor

can't afford to buy any of you

ladies diamonds, but if you let

him climb on top of you, he will

slowly turn you into one.

[ Whistle ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Gunfire ]

Olivia, you're a [bleep] train

wreck.

You're 20 years old.

You've been arrested for drunk

driving.

Your ex-boyfriend is 47.

Your parents must just swell

with pride when they tell their

friends you died in a house

fire.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Alarm sounds ]

[ Siren wails ]

Last joke.

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Come on, Olivia.

Get him.

All right, all right, all right,

all right.

Uh...

[ Clears throat ]

K Trevor has a small dick.

In fact, the only thing

well-hung about him is how

they're gonna find his body.

Olivia, you've had so many old

comics in you, your pussy's

called The Friars Club.

Oh!

Oh!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughter ]

Keep it going!

[ Bell dings ]

K. Trevor Wilson, Olivia Grace.

Wow.

[ Horn blares ]

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

Battle!

That's --

When we talk about verbal

violence, that's what we're

talking about.

That was a great battle.

I'd be interested to hear what

Whoopi has to say.

[ Laughs ]

Girl...

You are high as a kite.

I --

Honestly, I haven't taken any

pain pills.

The shit is funny.

The shit is funny.

But I have to say, Trevor --

The last one put me over the

edge.

The last one got me.

The parents and the house fire?

I'm sorry.

I was laughing.

I peed a little.

I peed a little.

Whoopi, are you incontinent?

Huh?

Yeah.

I'm old.

What the [bleep]

Yeah, so I have to say, I got to

give it to K.

I love you.

K. Trevor.

I love you, Olivia, but I have

to give it to K.

Canada's up one.

I also want to say --

But I want to see you when

you're up and well.

Thanks.

Yes.

'Cause I know --

You brought yourself out here.

I'm proud as hell of you 'cause

you're funny as [bleep]

Yeah, sympathy!

No sympathy, baby!

You're funny.

That means a lot.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

You're funny.

I mean, clumsy, but funny.

That --

Honestly, Olivia, that's the

hardest I've laughed at someone

in a wheelchair since the last

person I saw in a wheelchair.

[ Laughter ]

That was --

Jeselnik!

Jeselnik!

Jeselnik!

That was really great.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes.

I do this for real.

Um...

[ Laughter ]

You guys were both great.

Again.

This is like a coin flip, same

as last one.

You guys were both great.

I would be happy watching either

one of you walk out, but I got

to say, I agree with Whoopi on

more than our wardrobe.

That house fire joke was a game

changer.

Congratulations, K. Trevor.

That was amazing.

Wow.

But Olivia, you were fantastic.

Both of you were great.

Both of you were great.

He's one of Canada's best.

Go ahead, Jeff.

[ Clears throat ]

Olivia, you know, you are 20

years old.

This is just the start for you.

You realize that.

You've been swinging for how

many --

Like, what?

How long you been doing

stand-up?

Five years.

Five years.

How did that even happen?

I started sneaking out of the

house and hanging out with

35-year-old men to do comedy.

Too much, too much, Olivia.

All right.

You hear that, ladies?

If you want to get into

comedy...

[ Laughter ]

This looks like a girl who needs

stitches in her leg versus a guy

that needs staples in his

stomach.

[ Laughter ]

I love the way your tits bounce

up and down when you laugh.

Both of you.

K. Trevor, you know what?

That Friars Club joke was one of

the best jokes I've heard in a

long time.

That was hilarious.

Congratulations, buddy.

You win.

Folks, winner and your country's

own, K. Trevor Wilson!

[ Cheers and applause ]