Marc Maron - Hard Drive Search

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 01/29/2010
  • Views: 9,793

Marc doesn't have anything to hide, but he does have a few things he's ashamed of. (1:37)

DID YOU SEE THAT?

LIKE, I'M GOING TO PUTTHE GUM BACK.

"WAIT.YOU'RE ON STAGE."

I, UM...(laughter)

YEAH, THE PATRIARCHYIS STILL THERE.

THEY CAN STILL TAP OUR PHONESOR LOOK ON OUR HARD DRIVES

WITHOUT A WARRANT, AND NOT ONLYIS THAT UNCONSTITUTIONAL

IT'S JUST...

AND I--AND I--(cheers and applause)

YOU KNOW--I REALLY--I HATE PEOPLE THAT DEFEND IT

BY SAYING, "HEY, IF YOU'VEGOT NOTHING TO HIDE,

YOU'VE GOT NOTHINGTO WORRY ABOUT."

WELL, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.

BUT I GOT A FEW THINGSI'M ASHAMED OF.

(laughter)

I'D ALMOST RATHER BE CAUGHTWITH A BOMB.

I COULD EXPLAIN THAT.

"WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DOWITH THAT BOMB?"

I WAS GONNA BLOW SOME STUFFUP WITH IT, GENIUS.

YOU CAUGHT ME.I GET IT.

GAME OVER.TAKE ME IN.

BUT IF THEY WERE TO DOWNLOADSOME OF THE STUFF

ON MY HARD DRIVE?

I'D BE HARD-PRESSEDTO EXPLAIN SOME OF THAT.

HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WASA GUY AT FIRST.

(laughter)

AND THEN I JUST KEPT LOOKINGAT IT 'CAUSE IT WAS WEIRD.

I DON'T KNOW.

AM I IN TROUBLE?WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

"WELL, WE WANT YOU TO BLOWSOME STUFF UP FOR US."

OH, OKAY, I'LL DO IT.I'LL DO IT.

THAT'S HOWYOU'RE RECRUITING NOW.

I GET IT,JUST DON'T TELL ANYBODY

ABOUT THE THINGWITH THE THING.

(laughter)

BUT SEE NOW I'VE PORTRAYEDMYSELF AS SOME

MASTURBATING LOSER.

SO MAYBE I AM WITH YOU,BROTHER.

(scattered cheering)

BUT I'M NOT.I'M NOT.

I WAS--I RECENTLY--

LET'S CLEAR THAT UP.(man laughing)

TAKE IT EASY.

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