Steve McGrew - Animal Sex

  • Season 9 , Ep 1
  • 09/24/2004
  • Views: 33,369

Animals know how to have good sex. (1:55)

LINGERIE YOU GOTTA LOOK GOOD.

YOU GOTTA BE SEXY, YOU GOTTA

COME OUT SEXY LIKE,

[WHIP NOISE] "I'M A RIP YOU UP,

COWBOY.

[LAUGHTER]

HERE'S A DOCTOR'S NUMBER IN CASE

YOU NEED IT WHEN I'M THROUGH

RIDING YOU."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BOING!

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

MAKE YOU HARDER THAN A LEFT TURN

DOWNTOWN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WELL, IT WOULD IF IT WAS REALLY

LIKE THAT.

IT WASN'T-- HE WAS JUST GOING,

"THIS IS GOING UP MY ASS!"

[LAUGHTER]

"THANKS FOR TRYING, THERE'S

YOUR T-SHIRT."

[LAUGHTER]

SEE YOU LADIES GOTTA BE SEXY,

TOO.

YOU GOTTA SEDUCE US.

Y'ALL GET MAD AT US ABOUT NOT

BEING ROMANTIC OR SEDUCTIVE.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU JUST

WALKED IN WITH LINGERIE AND

YOU JUST POOF, "WHY YOU STILL

ON THE INTERNET WHEN YOU COULD

BE ON THIS?"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YOU GOTTA HAVE FUN.

YOU GOTTA [PIG SQUEAL]

AND I KNOW PIG SEX ISN'T THE

RIGHT WORD.

IT OUGHT TO BE CALLED

ANIMAL PLANET OR

DISCOVERY CHANNEL SEX,

YA KNOW?

'CAUSE ANIMALS KNOW WHAT

THE HELL THEY'RE DOING.

OH, [VARIETY OF ANIMAL GRUNTS]

YOU NEVER HEAR AN ANIMAL

GOING, "OWE, YOU'RE ON MY WING!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"HEY, HEY, HEY, MY PAWS DON'T

GO THAT FAR BEHIND MY HEAD!"

THEY TEAR IT UP.

[NOISES CONTINUE]

THEY EVEN HAVE THE ANNOUNCER,

"AS YOU CAN TELL BY THE BROKEN

PELVIS, THIS BREED HAS MADE IT."

I'M THINKING, YEAH, AND I JUST

SAW WHY, TOO.

IF ME WIFE HUMPED ME LIKE THAT,

SHE COULDN'T LOSE ME!

I'D BE THE CRIPPLE AT THE MALL

CARRYING HER PURSE, "BABY,

WAIT UP!"

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