President of Rancho Cucamonga

  • Season 2, Ep 5
  • 10/18/2011
  • Views: 51,204

Ders interrupts a town hall meeting to announce his future candidacy for city councilman. (1:47)

LET THE PROPOSED PROPERTY TAXOVERRIDE FUND THE...

[whistle blows]

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENTOF RANCHO CUCAMONGA,

ANDERS HOLMVIK.

- [laughter]

- HEY!

HELLO.

GREETINGS,MY FELLOW RANCHO CUCAMONGANS.

MY NAME ISANDERS TORFIN HOLMVIK.

I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE TODAY

THAT BECAUSE I AM NOW25 YEARS YOUNG,

IT'S NOT OLD, IT'S YOUNG,

I'M THEREFORE ELIGIBLE TO RUNFOR CITY COUNCILMAN DUDE...

AND I'M GOING TO DO IT.

- YEAH.- ALL RIGHT.

- SO PROUD.

- OKAY.

NOT TODAY LIKE, YOU KNOW, MAYBEDOWN IN LIKE 2016.

I'VE GOT A--

SOME STUDENT LOANS TO PAY OFF.

SO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY

AND THEN I'M GONNA BEUP IN YOUR GRILLS

ASKING FOR VOTES, OKAY?

SO, CONSIDER THIS A WARNING.

AND HERE'S A SLOGAN:

IT'S, "YOU CAN ALWAYSBET ON DERS."

THAT'S MY NAME.

- [laughter]

- EXCUSE ME.

THIS IS LIKE A FORUMWE RUN FOR CITY COUNCIL.

- I KNOW, DUDE.

I'M SAID, I'M GOING TO RUN.

WE GOTTA STICK.I'LL GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE,

ASAP.

- VOTE OR DIE.

VOTE OR DIE.

VOTE OR DIE.

VOTE OR DIE.

- PLEASE LEAVE.- VOTE OR DIE.

- WE NEED YOU TO GO.

- VOTE OR DIE.

VOTE OR DIE.

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