Maria Bamford - Matchmaking Service

  • Season 5 , Ep 2
  • 07/01/2001
  • Views: 25,536

It's amazing how many people on dating sites enjoy fine dining. (2:04)

I DID THE INTERNET.

AND THE GREAT THING ABOUT THAT

IS THAT I LEARNED I'M NOT ALONE.

THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT

THERE.

SO MANY PEOPLE.

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

(SIGHS)

WHO ENJOYS FINE DINING.

(LAUGHTER)

SUNSET WALKS ON THE BEACH,

ALSO VERY POPULAR.

COME ON PEOPLE GET CREATIVE.

I TRIED ACTUALLY A MATCHMAKING

SERVICE.

CALLED 'IT'S JUST BRUNCH'.

(LAUGHTER)

"IT'S JUST AN EGG DISH AND A

BANANA NUT MUFFIN."

THAT'S MY DATING COUNCILOR C.J.

I TOLD C.J. THAT I AM NOT

LOOKING FOR MUCH I JUST WANT

LIKE A REALLY NICE GUY WHO HAS

A JOB.

AND THE MISSING HALF OF THIS

GOLDEN AMULET.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SHE LEFT ME A MESSAGE,

"HI, MARIA.

IT'S C.J.

WE HAVE A MATCH, HIS NAME'S JIM.

JIM IS 34.

HE IS VERY HANDSOME,

GREAT SHAPE.

I KNOW YOU SAID YOU ARE OPEN TO

DIFFERENT RACES, HE'S HALF ELK.

(LAUGHTER)

HE ENJOYS TRAVEL, ADVENTURE,

SAILING.

HE IS A PIRATE.

HE'S A SEA PIRATE.

(LAUGHTER)

GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

REALLY FUN, FUN GUY.

HE IS MARRIED.

BUT HE LOVES TO DATE.

GIVE US A CALL."

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