The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Democratic Primary Results

Season 8 • 02/03/2004

Jon has live Democratic primary results, just don't check them.

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01:56

Halftime Show Teatgate
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The NFL promotes good, clean, concussive, vertebrae-snapping fun for the whole family.
02/02/2004
04:57

Randy Jackson
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Randy Jackson talks about his new book, the Super Bowl halftime show and keeping it real.
02/02/2004
00:58

Intro - Groundhog Day
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Based on Jon's experience, you can't prevent winter by hitting a groundhog with a shovel.
02/02/2004
01:57

Ad Hominem Pt. 1
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Super Bowl XXXVIII featured a thought-provoking horsy-farty ad.
02/02/2004
01:41

Chicken, Run!
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Humans can catch Asian bird flu by coming into contact with an infected chicken or its feces, making this the world's first chicken sh*t disease.
02/03/2004
05:12

Donald Trump
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Jon thinks Donald Trump needs some self-esteem and a hug.
02/03/2004
03:20

Show Intel
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A few hours after intelligence failures start hurting his poll numbers, President Bush creates a panel to find out what we didn't know and when we didn't know it.
02/03/2004
04:31

Lost Vegas
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Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values and puts a premium on human dignity.
02/03/2004
01:04

Intro - Ricin
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A storehouse of chemical weapons has been found in an envelope on Capitol Hill.
02/03/2004
00:12

Moment of Zen - Intelligence Commission
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Scott McClellan worries that the commission appointed to investigate intelligence failures will become tangled in partisan politics.
02/03/2004
02:36

Democratic Primary Results
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John Kerry wins Delaware, John Edwards takes South Carolina and Joe Lieberman was eaten by a bear.
02/03/2004
05:02

Indecision 2004
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John Edwards fulfills his promise to win every state he was born in.
02/04/2004
03:01

Bob Dole Part 2
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Bob Dole discusses how there is more bitterness and conflict in Washington D.C. than ever before.
02/04/2004
05:03

Bob Dole
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Bob Dole has told John Edwards and John Kerry that if Al Gore calls, don't pick up the phone.
02/04/2004
05:55

South Carolina Primary
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The Democratic Primary in South Carolina pits brother against brother.
02/04/2004
00:36

Moment of Zen - 1% Dennis
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Dennis Kucinich likes his chances in Maine.
02/04/2004
01:58

Mess O'Potamia - Crying Wolfowitz
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Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz visits American troops in Iraq, using a logic trap to measure success through the destruction of success.
02/05/2004
03:57

Opinion/Opinion That Is Different from That Opinion - Janet Jackson
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Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms share their differing opinions on the Janet Jackson scandal, though they do agree on seeing the clip as often as possible.
02/05/2004
00:51

Tenet Testifies
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George Tenet describes how his friend knows this one guy who gives him all of the country's intelligence.
02/05/2004
01:05

Jon Magazine - Trichinosis
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Rob Corddry runs down the latest issue of Jon Magazine, complete with chicks, fox urine and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
02/05/2004
00:55

Mess O'Potamia - Soldiers' Babies
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Halliburton launches an advertisement to fight its negative image, indicating that if you think they're corrupt, you hate soldiers' babies.
02/05/2004
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