DL Hughley - Role-Play Fantasy

DL Hughley: Shocked and Appalled Season 1, Ep 101 05/15/2005 Views: 6,599

DL Hughley's wife suggests that they try role-playing to spice up their relationship. (1:42)

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DL Hughley: MY WIFE AH...

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

I LOVE MY WIFE A LOT BUT AH

I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO HER FOR

18 YEARS.

AND THANK GOD SHE MARRIED ME

WHEN I WAS AH...

I LOVE HER.

BUT--

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

MY WIFE WILL NOT GET A DAMN JOB.

[LAUGHTER]

SHE GOES, "WHY, WHY, WHY,

WHY WOULD I WORK?

WHY WOULD I WORK?

YOU'RE MY JOB, WHY WOULD I NEED

A JOB."

AND NOT--

LOOK AT ALL THE LAZY ASS WOMEN

IN THE HOUSE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I WANT HER TO WORK 'CAUSE I WANT

HER TO HAVE A HOBBY.

BECAUSE WHEN A WOMAN DON'T WORK

SHE WANT TO GO EVERYWHERE

YOU GO.

YOU EVER NOTICE THAT?

"I'M GOING TO THE STORE."

"OOH, I WANT TO GO."

[LAUGHTER]

"[BLEEP], I'M STAYING HOME.

I DON'T KNOW."

[LAUGHTER]

SHE JUST SIT AT HOME AND THINK

OF STUFF SHE WANT TO DO.

"WE SHOULD ROLE PLAY."

"BABY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"WE-- WE SHOULD ROLE PLAY.

LIKE WE SHOULD MEET SOMEWHERE.

LIKE YOU SHOULD MEET SOMEWHERE

AND PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T

KNOW ME AND PICK ME UP."

OKAY.

AND I'LL SAY, "ALL RIGHT, BABY,

WE'LL ROLE PLAY, WE'LL ROLE

PLAY.

LET'S-- LET'S MEET AT A BAR AND

I'M GONNA PRETEND LIKE YOU JUST

CAME FROM WORK.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND THEN WE GONNA HAVE DINNER

AND YOU GONNA PAY BECAUSE YOU

JUST--

YOU JUST GOT A CHECK FROM WORK.

AND THEN WE LEAVE THE RESTAURANT

AND GO HOME EARLY SO YOU CAN GO

TO BED 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GO TO

WORK."

"THAT AIN'T NO FANTASY!"

"THAT'S MY [BLEEP] DAMN

FANTASY."

THAT'S MY FANTASY.