Hi, everyone,I'm Claudia O'Doherty.
I like chilling out, relaxing,and taking a load off.
Nothing makes me happier thanhaving a good, old sit down.
And nothing makes me sadderthan an enthusiastic, new...
small business that's usingall the wrong fonts...
and you know is doomed to fail.
But that's by the by.
I'm a stand-up comedienne,technically.
But recently, I've diversifiedmy horizons and I'm thrilled...
to tell you about a reallyexciting, new partnershipI've just made.
Don't worry, ladies, I'm nottalking about your husbands.
Um... no, tonight,I'm in bed with...
the National Chair Association.
They're paying me $100to talk about chairs.
Eh, I've lost them,cut the lights, please.
Please turn off the lights,turn off the lights.
Oh, my god! Did somebodycut the power?
Yes! I have, because I'm madand I have a gun!
Get on the floor!
Empty your pockets!
Your left pocket is fullof what you thought you knewabout chairs!
Your right pocket is full of allof the hang-ups...
you've accumulatedover your entire life.
I'm putting all that stuffin the furnace.
Agh! Agh! Agh!
That's what a furnacesounds like!
You can turn the lightson again now.
This jacket's tearingthe show apart.