Sheryl Underwood - Killer G

  • Season 7 , Ep 16
  • 05/29/2003
  • Views: 8,749

Sheryl is glad Al Gore isn't running for president again. (3:47)

Sheryl Underwood: NAH.

I KNOW THAT PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE

THE PRESIDENT.

I LOVE THE PRESIDENT.

HE'S MY FAVORITE.

AND BLACK FOLK, I DON'T KNOW WHY

WE DON'T LIKE THE PRESIDENT,

HE THE ONLY PERSON THAT SENT US

$300.

[LAUGHTER]

AND SAY, "HURRY UP AND CASH

THEM CHECKS BEFORE THEY

FIGURE OUT I AIN'T GOT $300

TO BE SENDING Y'ALL."

[LAUGHTER]

THEN EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT,

OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, BUSH

WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN OFFICE,

HAD HE NOT STOLE THE ELECTION.

HE AIN'T STOLE NOTHING.

GORE LOST THE ELECTION.

WHY?

BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TAKE HIS

HOME STATE OF TENNESSEE AND THE

PRESIDENT HOME STATE OF ARKANSAS

HAD HE TOOK TENNESSEE AND

ARKANSAS, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

OVER.

BUT THE REAL REASON THAT

GORE LOST, WHY?

HE WAS TOO SCARED TO LET

BILL CLINTON CAMPAIGN FOR HIS

ASS.

HE WOULD OF WON, HAD HE LET

BILL CLINTON CAMPAIGN FOR HIM.

WHY?

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE BILL CLINTON.

THERE'S ONLY TWO WHITE MEN THAT

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE: BILL CLINTON

AND BOB BARKER.

YOU SHOULD HAVE LET BOTH OF 'EM

CAMPAIGN FOR YO ASS.

HE WOULD OF WON.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE THE PRICE IS

RIGHT.

DON'T WE LOVE THE PRICE IS

RIGHT?

A NEGRO MIGHT NOT KNOW HOW

TO READ, BUT HE KNOW HOW MUCH

RICE-A-RONI COSTS.

[LAUGHTER]

LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

I'M GLAD GORE AIN'T RUNNIN'.

I'M GLAD HE AIN'T GONNA BE

NOWHERE NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE.

YOU KNOW WHY?

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING;

GORE COULD NOT HAVE HANDLED

SEPTEMBER 11th THE WAY BUSH

IS HANDLING SEPTEMBER 11th.

WHY?

GORE IS ONE OF THOSE PEACE

LOVING, LIBERAL,

ENVIRONMENTALISTS.

YOU DON'T SEND NO PEACE-LOVING

LIBERAL TO TALK TO NO KILLIN',

MURDERIN' TERRORIST.

YOU SEND ANOTHER KILLAH

TO TALK TO THE KILLIN',

MURDERIN' TERRORIST.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND BUSH IS A DAMN KILLAH.

THAT'S WHY I CALL HIM KILLAH-G.

HE'S A KILLAH.

I'M TELLING YOU SOMETHING.

HE WAS KILLIN' WHITE FOLK WHEN

HE WAS THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS.

DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT

KILLING A WHITE GIRL NAMED

CARLA FAYE TUCKER.

THIS GIRL PUT A PICK AX

IN ANOTHER WHITE GIRL CHEST

IN A DRUG-INDUCED STATE.

THEN THEY SAID SHE GOT 'SAVED'

WHILE SHE WAS ON DEATHROW.

HAD PAT ROBERTSON BEGGIN' TO GET

THE GIRL OFF OF DEATHROW.

BUSH SAY "LOOK HERE.

YOU SAY THIS GIRL KNOW JESUS?

WELL, SHE ABOUT TO MEET 'EM

RIGHT NOW."

I LOVE HIM.

I LOVE HIM.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND I'M GLAD HIS ASS IS IN

OFFICE.

YOU KNOW WHY?

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF HE EVER

LEARN HOW TO TALK.

AS YOU CAN TELL, I DON'T

KNOW HOW TO TALK EITHER.

SO WE GET ALONG REALLY GOOD.

I'M GLAD HE IN OFFICE

AND I THINK WHEN HE GET MAD

HE SOUND BLACK.

[LAUGHTER]

DID Y'ALL SEE WHAT HAPPENED

WHEN THEY TOLD 'EM ABOUT

THE WORLD TRADE CENTER?

HE WAS AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

THE CHILDREN WERE READING

A STORY TO HIM.

Y'ALL DIDN'T HEAR ME.

HE WAS AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

THE CHILDREN WERE READING

A STORY TO HIM.

[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]

THEY WERE READING "GREEN EGGS &

HAM."

HE WANTED TO SEE HOW IT WAS

GONNA END.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY SAID, "MR. PRESIDENT,

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK FROM

THE TALAH-BAINS AND THE

AL-KAYDUH'S."

THEY SAY, "WELL, DON'T YOU THINK

WE NEED TO LIVE IN PEACE WITH

THE TALAH-BAINS AND AL-KAYDUH?"

BUSH GOT BLACK.

HE STOOD UP AND SAID "PEACE!

PEACE!

WE WAS LIVING IN DAMN PEACE

IN SEPTEMBER 8, 9, 10

AND THE MORNING OF THE 11Tth

YOU WANT SOME PEACE?

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU PEACE

WITH THIS MISSILE ALL UP IN

YOUR ASS!"

I SAID "OH, OH, OH.

I LOVE HIM.

I LOVE HIM.

I LOVE HIM.

ALL UP IN YOUR ASS."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

KILLAH G.

KILLAH G.

I LOVE 'EM.

LET ME TALK TO BLACK FOLK

FOR A MINUTE.

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