Christopher Titus - Black People and White People

Christopher Titus: The 5th Annual End of the World Tour Season 1, Ep 101 03/17/2007 Views: 16,888

Christopher Titus proves that racism is alive and well in America. (1:44)

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THIS COUNTRY HASN'T GOTTEN BETTER ECONOMICALLY OR TECHNOLOGICALLY

UNLESS WE WEREKICKING SOMEBODY'S ASS.AND YOU KNOW WHAT,

IT'S MADE US THE STRONGEST DAMN COUNTRY ON THE PLANET EARTH!

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - YEAH! YEAH!

BUT, IT'S ALSO CAUSEDSOME INTERNAL PROBLEMS.

'CAUSE SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE WE JACKED UP...

- LIVE HERE NOW. - [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

AND 'CAUSE I GOT THESE TWO KIDS, I'M TRYING TO MAKE

THE WORLD BETTER, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. HOW DO WE MAKE IT BETTER?

AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW COME WE'RE ALL THE SAME BIOLOGICALLY,

NONE OF US CAN GET ALONG. I START OUT BASIC.

I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHY WHITE PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE

DON'T GET ALONG SOMETIMES, TURNS OUT THE PROBLEM IS

OH-HO, THOSE [BLEEP] WHITE PEOPLE, MAN.

I READ SOME BOOKS MAN,WE CAN BE [BLEEP], MAN.

WOW. NAH, WE NEED MEETINGS LIKEWHITIE-ANNON, OR SOMETHING, MAN.

'CAUSE I READ A THOUSAND YEARS OF HISTORY AND FRANKLY,

I'M ASHAMED TO CALL MYSELF A PECKER-WOOD.

I DON'T TELL PEOPLE I'M WHITE ANYMORE.

- I'M ALBINO CAMBODIAN. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND I HEAR THIS A LOT, ESPECIALLY IN CALIFORNIA,

"THERE'S NO RACISM ANYMORE." [LAUGHS] REALLY? OKAY.

THEN LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, WHITE PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE.

IF YOU'RE TELLING A JOKEAND THE GROUP OF PEOPLE

YOU'RE TELLING THE JOKE TO ARE THE EXACT SAME COLOR AS YOU,

YOU JUST LET THAT JOKE FLY, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?

BUT IF ONE PERSON IN THAT GROUP HAPPENS TO BE A...

A PHOTO NEGATIVE OF THE REST OF YOU,

YOU GOTTA RUN THAT JOKE THROUGH SOME FILTERS, DON'T YA?

AM I GOING TO MAKE THEM MAD FILTER?

AM I GOING TO GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE FILTER?

IS THAT GUY HOLDING A GLOCK NINE FILTER?