Jeff Cesario - L.A. Gangs

  • Season 9 , Ep 8
  • 03/24/2005
  • Views: 3,515

Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad. (1:05)

ALL I'M DOING IS EATING MEXICAN

FOOD.

THAT'S THE GOOD THING.

L.A. GOOD THING, MEXICAN FOOD,

BAD THING, GANGS.

SO MANY GANG'S.

THEIR GANGS-- THE TOUGHEST THING

IS THEY ALL GOT THEIR OWN HAND

SIGNS, YOU KNOW?

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S THE ONLY CITY YOU COULD GET

ACCIDENTALLY SHOT FOR POINTING

WITH THE WRONG FINGERS.

IT'S-- "WHICH WAY'S THE BEACH?"

"THE BEACH IS-- THAT WAY."

"UHH NUTS."

BLLBPTH.

[LAUGHTER]

I LOVE LATIN MUSIC, TOO.

MAN, LATIN MUSIC IS MY FAVORITE.

YEAH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

LATIN MUSIC IS COOL.

'CAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT THE HEAD

OR THE HEART.

IT'S RIGHT HERE, MAN.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SEX.

[LAUGHTER]

[HUMMING LATIN MUSIC]

[LAUGHTER]

[LATIN ACCENT] GET YOUR LITTLE

SEX ENGINE GOING, BABY, MMN.

AM I RIGHT?

LATIN WOMEN WILL START MOVING

30 SECONDS BEFORE THERE'S MUSIC.

IT'S LIKE A CAT BEFORE AN

EARTHQUAKE, MAN.

[LAUGHTER]

"HANG ON, THERE'S MUSIC COMING.

I KNOW THERE IS.

WAIT A SECOND.

THERE IT IS-- POW!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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