I have a question for theladies...
- Ladies, here'smy question...
Do any of youhave any idea
what we're supposedto be doing
with our pubichair anymore?
Like, what are we supposedto be doing with it?
Like, I don't know whatthe kids want anymore.
Like, to me, it's,like, hem lines.
It's like up anddown with the season.
You knowwhat I mean?
Tonight, I justshaped it into like
a tastefulboy shorts.
Neither too sexynor too coy.
I'm obviouslyjoking, you guys.
I'm not disgusting.
I'm not a beast.
All the hair has beenremoved from down there,
It is, uh, as smooth andsexy as a baby's face.
Because what issexier or more desirable
than a baby face?
Oh, That's horrible.
I, um, I recently went to,uh, my best friend's wedding.
She, uh, got marriedup in Freeport, Maine
and, uh, we wereall bridesmaids,
all my friendswere bridesmaids,
uh, in the wedding.
Have any of the womenhere been bridesmaids?
It can be a little bitof a bummer, you know,
'cause there's that oldsaying, "always a bridesmaid,
"never an astronaut."
And so, we all drive up toMaine, uh, to Freeport, Maine