"Can I Finish?"

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 02/13/2013
  • Views: 8,104

Many different personalities compete to discuss the proliferation of talking heads on the news on the talk show "Can I Finish?" (2:14)

- WELCOME BACKTO CAN I FINISH?

THINGS GOT PRETTY OUT OF CONTROLON THAT LAST ROUND.

THAT CANNOT HAPPENAGAIN.

TODAY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUTTHE PROLIFERATION

OF TALKING HEADSON THE NEWS.

IS ALL THIS SQUAWKADDING UP TO SQUAT?

LET'S TAKE IT TO THE PEOPLEIN THE TINY BOXES.

[shouting] LUKE BENNETT,ANY THOUGHTS ON THAT?

- IT'S SIMPLY A GAMEOF MATHEMATICS.

IF YOU LOOK ATTHE SIMPLE FACT...

- EXCUSE ME.- OF WHO IS CONTROL...

- EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!- OF THE MEDIA,

THE CORPORATE--EXCUSE ME.- MAY I--CAN I TALK?

- LET ME FINISH.- LET'S TAKE THIS ONE

OUT TO SEA.CAPTAIN JACK!

- WHEN A BOAT SINKS,EVERYONE BLAMES THE CAPTAIN,

LIKE ON THE TITANIC.

- EXCUSE ME!- IT'S NOT ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!

- MAY I FINISH PLEASE?- YES.

YOU CAN FINISH, MARK!

- IT'S GIVE AND TAKE.- AND STUCK AT SEA

FOR FIVE MONTHS.- I'VE HEARD WHAT YOU--

- LET ME FINISH!- RIGHT, RIGHT.

BUT WHAT IS JOHN Q. PUBLICSUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT THIS?

GO AHEAD, MEEK WOMAN.- THANKS, JIM.

UH, WHAT I WAS TRYINGTO SAY BEFORE, UH, WAS--

- WHO CARES WHAT THIS DOG WOMANHAS TO SAY?

- EXCUSE ME!MAY I FINISH? PLEASE?

- ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MARKCAN'T TAKE YES FOR AN ANSWER.

[screaming]MEEK WOMAN, I WANT TO HEAR

WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!- THANKS, JIM.

WHAT I WAS TRYINGTO SAY BEFORE IS THAT--

- TIME'S UP.FLIP THE BOXES.

- DOG--- THANK YOU, JIM. FINALLY!

THE METS ARETHE WORKING-CLASS MAN'S TEAM.

- PENALTY BOX.THE METS ARE OFF-LIMITS.

CUT HIS MIC.

WE GOT A TWEET HEREFROM @AKABOBBYB.

HE SAYS, "NO DISRESPECT,BECAUSE I RESPECT YOU,

BUT CAN I FINISH?"

WELL,WHAT ABOUT THAT?

SHOUTMAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?AND PLEASE DON'T SHOUT.

- [shouting]I WILL NOT STOP SHOUTING!

- YEP.- EXCUSE ME, CAN I FINISH?

- DR. ARMOND,WHY ARE YOU HERE?

- JUST LIKE DOGS HAVE A RIGHTTO GET PLASTIC SURGERY,

I HAVE A RIGHT TO SP--

- OKAY, TIMEFOR THE CIRCLE ROUND.

MEEK WOMAN, SPEAK!

- EXCUSE ME, CAN I FINISH?both: CAN I FINISH?

- JINX! ONE OF YOUOWES THE OTHER ONE A COKE!

- [scoffs]- OKAY, METS FAN,

YOU AREOUT OF THE BOX.

- EVER.YOU KNOW, BUCKNER.

THAT WASN'T HIS FAULT.- [stutters] JUST SPIT IT OUT!

THAT WAS METS POSITIVITY.- JUST SPIT IT OUT!

- GUYS, GUYS.WE NEED TO SEE THOSE BOXES

TURNED INTO DIAMONDS.

- EXCUSE ME, WHY IS THIS GUYTALKING ABOUT BASEBALL?

- CAN I FINISH, LUKE?

- WE ARE OUT OF TIME.EVERYBODY FINISH.

JUST DO A QUICK FINISH.- I AM SHOUTING AT YOU!

- AH! HE'S IN MY BOX!- FOLKS.

TWITTER ME AT--[overlapping shouting]

HEY, I'M TRYING TO TELL THEMTHE TWITTER ADDRESS!

EVERYBODY KEEPS TELLING MEIT'S IMPORTANT

THAT THEY TWEET ME--[overlapping yelling]

THE TWITTER--- MAY I FINISH?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?I'M GONNA GET EVERY--

[overlapping yelling]

FORGET IT!THERE'S NO POINT IN IT!

SOMEBODY'S JOB'S GOTTA BETO FIGURE OUT WHO TALKS WHEN!

I CAN'T DO IT'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW!

- I AM SHOUTING LOUDLY!

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