YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE ARETOO STUPID TO HAVE OPINIONS?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE, THEY HAVEN'T EARNEDTHAT RIGHT?
I WAS RAISED MUSLIM.THIS GUY WAS NEVER MUSLIM.
LIKE HE'S WHITE, AMERIC--YOU KNOW, HE WAS NOT--
I THINK I'VE EXPLAINEDNON-MUSLIM ENOUGH.
I THINK YOU GUYS KNOW.
IMAGINE A MUSLIM,AND THEN IMAGINE NOT.
THAT WAS THIS GUY.
SO STUPID PEOPLE--WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
THE GENDER INEQUALITYIN SAUDI ARABIA, YOU KNOW,
AND HE LOOKED AT ME--I SWEAR, HE LOOKED AT ME,
AND HE WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOTREALLY THEIR FAULT, KUMAIL.
THE KORAN SAYSWOMEN CAN'T DRIVE."
(laughter)
PRETTY (bleep) SURETHE KORAN NEVER SAID THAT.
'CAUSE IF THE KORANHAD SAID THAT, 1,400 YEARS AGO,
I WOULD BE AT THE MOSQUERIGHT NOW.
(laughter)
AND SO WOULD ALL OF YOU.
IF 1,400 YEARS AGO,THE KORAN WAS LIKE,
"SOMEDAY THERE WILL BEA METALLIC BOX
"THAT WILL CARRY YOU EVERYWHERE,AND YOU'LL HAVE A THING
"TO CONTROL ITAND HAVE FOUR WHEELS
"AND YOU PUT GAS IN IT AND TELLYOU HOW FAST YOU'RE GOING
AND WOMENSHOULDN'T DRIVE IT."
I WOULD BE LIKE,I KNOW TWO THINGS FOR SURE.
ISLAMIS THE ONE TRUE RELIGION
AND WOMEN SHOULDN'T DRIVE.
(laughter and applause)
I'M GLAD YOU GUYS LAUGHEDAT THAT 'CAUSE OTHERWISE,
IT JUST SOUNDS LIKEA TERRIBLE SPEECH I'M GIVING.
ISLAM ISTHE ONE TRUE RELIGION!
WOMEN SHOULDN'T DRIVE!