Sweet Emoji - My Baby's Eyes Are S**tting

  • Season 1 , Ep 01006
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 967

Rory Scovel, Jon Dore and Beth Stelling translate emoji sentences and discover a real disease in the process. (2:20)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY SWEET EMOJI.

[ APPLAUSE ]EMOJIS ARE PICTURES THAT PEOPLE

USE WHEN THEY SEND TEXTS INORDER TO AVOID USING ACTUALñr

WORDS TO MAKE ME PEOPLE GUESSWHATEVER THE [BLEEP] THEY'RE

TRYING TO SAY.

WORDS WORK FINE.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A SERIES OFTHREE EMOJI AND, FOR 250 POINTS,

I WANT YOU TO TRANSLATE THEMINTO A SENTENCE.

>> WHAT IS THAT, JON?

>> THE POO GOOD MADE ME WATCHYOU SWIM.

IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE.

>> TECHNICALLY IT COULD BE MYBABY'S EYES ARE [BLEEP] AND

SHOULD I TAKE HIM TO THE DOCTORFOR A REAL DISEASE?

>> NOT FUNNY.

THAT'S REAL DISEASE.

>> DO YOU MAYBE SUFFER FROM[BLEEP] EYES?

SARAH McGLOTHLIN SONGS.

OK.

MY BABY CRIES POO.

>> ♪♪ IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪ .

>> NO, THEY CAN'T WATCH ANYTHINGSAD OR ELSE THE HOUSE WREAKS.

HAPPY VIEWING.

>> THIS ONE IS A LITTLE SPOOKY.

>> MOM AND DAD KILLED MY DOG FORMONEY.

[LAUGHTER]>> A VERY YOUNG MOM AND DAD.

>> HERE IS THE NEXT ONE?

>> ROY?

>>[LAUGHTER]

[BLEEP]>> TOTALLY THOUGHT I WOULDN'T

GET CHILLS AND EVEN THOUGH IELECTED MYSELF, I TOTALLY DIDN'T

THINK I WOULD PRESS THIS BUTTONOF MYñr OWN WILL.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT?

>> YOU TAKE IT.

>> I PATCH THE BEST.

>> >> NO, OFFICER I WAS NOT

DRINKING; I WAS JUST SHOOTINGHEROIN.

>> I'LL GIVE THAT TO YOU.

THE AUDIENCE ON BOARD WITHYOU.

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