Sweet Emoji - My Baby's Eyes Are S**tting

  • Season 1 , Ep 01006
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 1,013

Rory Scovel, Jon Dore and Beth Stelling translate emoji sentences and discover a real disease in the process. (2:16)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY SWEET EMOJI.

(APPLAUSE)

EMOJI ARE PICTURES THAT PEOPLE

USE WHEN THEY SEND TEXTS IN

ORDER TO AVOID USING ACTUAL

WORDS TO MAKE PEOPLE GUESS

WHATEVER THE (BLEEP) THEY'RE

TRYING TO SAY.

WORDS WORK FINE!

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A SERIES OF

THREE EMOJI AND, FOR 250 POINTS,

I WANT YOU TO TRANSLATE THEM

INTO A SENTENCE.

ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THAT, JON

DORE?

>> THE POO GOD MADE ME

WATCH YOU SWIM.

(LAUGHING)

>> Chris: HE LOVES TO WATCH

SWIMMING, POINTS.

>> IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE.

>> Chris: TECHNICALLY IT COULD

BE "MY BABY'S EYES ARE (BLEEP),

AND SHOULD I TAKE HIM TO A

DOCTOR?"

>> THAT'S A REAL DISEASE.

NOT FUNNY.

THAT'S A REAL DISEASE.

>> Chris: DOES YOUR BABY SUFFER

FROM (BLEEP) EYES?

>> A SARAH McLAUGHLIN SONG

JUST PLAYS.

SHE'S HOLDING A BABY.

"MY BABY CRIES POO."

>> Chris: ♪ IN THE ARMS OF THE

ANGEL

(BLEEP) COMES OUT YOUR EYES ♪

>> THEY CAN'T WATCH ANYTHING SAD

OR ELSE THE HOUSE REEKS.

IT'S ONLY HAPPY VIEWING.

>> Chris: THIS NEXT ONE IS A

LITTLE SPOOKY.

RORY SCOVEL?

>> MOM AND DAD KILLED MY DOG

FOR MONEY.

(LAUGHTER)

A VERY YOUNG MOM AND DAD.

>> Chris: HERE IS THE NEXT ONE.

YES, RORY SCOVEL?

(LAUGHTER)

>> (BLEEP)

TOTALLY THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET

CHOSEN EVEN THOUGH I ELECTED

MYSELF.

>> I TOTALLY DIDN'T THINK

I WOULD PRESS THIS BUTTON

OF MY OWN WILL.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT?

>> YOU TAKE IT.

>> I PASS TO BETH.

(LAUGHING)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT BETH, YOU

HAVE CONTROL OF THE GAME BOARD.

IT'S BEEN PASSED TO YOU FROM

RORY TO TV'S JON TO BETH

STELLING.

THIS IS HIGHLY UNORTHODOX,

BUT I'LL ALLOW IT.

>> NO OFFICER, I WAS NOT

DRINKING, I WAS JUST SHOOTING

HEROIN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE THAT TO YOU.

THE AUDIENCE IS ON BOARD.

(APPLAUSE)

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