Harland Williams - Tattoos

Hawkins, Meneve, Ravin, Kennedy Season 4, Ep 0403 01/13/2001 Views: 1,916

Harlan's 67-year-old dad got a tattoo. (1:34)

LET ME HEAR YOU!

COOL!

HEY, HOW ABOUT A HAND FOR TUULI?

TUULI IN THE HOUSE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YES!

WHAT A TREAT.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE Y'ALL.

WHAT A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL

TREAT!

(LAUGHTER)

ANYONE HERE GOT A TATTOO?

WHERE ARE YA?

EVERYBODY'S GOT 'EM.

(AUDIENCE YELLING)

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT--

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, MA'AM?

>> WOMAN: A FAIRY.

>> HARLAND: A FAIRY?

WOW.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A FAIRY, MA'AM?

>> WOMAN: 'CAUSE I LIKE 'EM.

>> HARLAND: YOU LIKE FAIRIES.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?

DO YA?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FAIRY?

YOU SHOULD MEET MY DAD.

(LAUGHTER)

SPEAKING OF MY DAD, MY DAD GOT A

TATTOO, MAN.

HE'S 67 YEARS OLD.

HE GOES OUT AND GETS A TATTOO.

BUT HE WANTED ONE OF THESE

INTERACTIVE TATTOOS.

YOU'VE SEEN 'EM: THE GUYS THAT

GET THE HOOLA GIRLS ON THEIR

STOMACHS THAT MAKE 'EM WIGGLE

AND SHAKE.

MY DAD WANTED SOMETHING

INTERACTIVE, BUT HE WANTED

SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE

ORIGINAL, SO HE WENT OUT AND HE

GOT A TATTOO OF A LOG RIDE

FROM A THEME PARK ON HIS ASS.

(LAUGHTER)

HE SAYS EVERY TIME HE TAKES A

CRAP, HE FEELS LIKE A KID AGAIN.

(LAUGHTER)