#HashtagWars - #BadPageantTalents

  • Season 1 , Ep 01113
  • 09/15/2014
  • Views: 210

After seeing a Miss America contestant's unusual talent, Nick Kroll, Jon Lajoie and Paul Scheer come up with other skills that no pageant competitor should ever perform. (2:20)

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SCHEER. IT'S NOW TIME FORTONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: SO AS WE MENTIONEDEARLIER THERE IS A NEW MISS

AMERICA AND MISS NEW YORK TOOKTHE CROWN AGAIN FOR THE THIRD

YEAR RUNNING. BUT OUR FAVORITETALENT CAME FROM MS. OHIO.

>> SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC-EXPIALIDOCIOUS.

EVEN THOUGH THE SOUND OF IT ISSOMETHING QUITE ATROCIOUS.

>>Chris: THAT IS A THOROUGHLYDISTASTEFUL TRIBUTE TO JOAN

RIVERS.

SHE WOULD HAVE LAUGHED AT THAT,SHE WOULD HAVE LAUGHED AT THAT.

OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY WE JUST GOTTHIS BREAKING NEWS.

OH, I AM AFRAID THERE IS YETANOTHER PAGEANT SCANDAL.

APPARENTLY A SHOCKINGPORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO OF THAT

CONTESTANT WAS JUST LEAKEDONLINE.

I GUESS WE CAN SHOW IT.

SHAMEFUL.

SIMPLY SHAMEFUL.

>> THAT IS REALLY MY SWEET SPOT.

PEPPETS AND BESTIALITY IS LIKE--

>> Chris: LET'S SEE WHAT YOUCAN COME UP WITH EVEN WORSE

TALENTS WITH TONIGHT'S HASHTAG,#BADPAGEANTTALENTS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BEMISUNDERSTANDING A QUESTION,

TEARING A PHONE BOOK IN HALF,

OR COCAINE SMUGGLING.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK STARTING NOW AND GO!

PAUL SCHEER.

>> UNBEATABLE AT STUDIO 60 ONTHE SUNSET STRIP TRIVIA.

>> JESUS CHRIST, WOW, THAT WAS AREACH BUT I WILL GIVE YOU

POINTS.

YES.

JON.

>> SPEED ALCOHOL POISONING.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS. POINTS.

PAUL.

>> MASTERING A SLINKY.

>> Chris: OH WHAT A WONDERFULTHOUGHT, POINTS NICK.

>> DEBUNKING THE DOCUMENTARY MISS CONGENIALITY.

>> Chris: YES THAT WASN'T ADOCUMENTARY, THAT WAS A TOTALLY

FICTIONAL -- POINTS. JON.

>> CHRISTIANITY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

PAUL.

>> MAKING A POSSIBLE SHOT FROM ABOOK DEPOSITORY WINDOW TO KILL A

PRESIDENT.

OOPS, FORGET I JUST SAID THAT.

>> Chris: WHOA HEY. POINTS.

NICK.

>> EYE-DEADENING.

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