Keith Robinson - Twenties and Thirties

Kevin Hart Presents Keith Robinson: Back of the Bus Funny Season 1, Ep 1 02/21/2015 Views: 1,275

Keith Robinson explains how aging works to all of the twenty-year-olds in the audience. (2:05)

A lot of you are in your 20s.

I can feel it.

I feel 20s.

How many of you are in your 20s?


I don't like you.

I don't like you.

I don't like you at all.

20, I'm 20.


I want to say, enjoy your 20s.

Don't let my bitter asstake it away from you.

You're going to bein your 20s forever.


You're going tobe in your-- I was

in my 20s for 40 damn years.

Being in your 20s is likeyou're on bus, like a local bus.

You ever catch a local bus?

You make every annoyingstop on a local bus.

That's what it is in your 20s.



21 and 1/2.


Once you hit your 30s,that's the express.

30, 40, 50, what the hell?

I wanted to get off at 35.

Sorry sir, this is the express.

What the hell is the next stop?


Oh, shit.

Once you hit your 30s,that's when age come around

like a pimp,collecting shit back.

Age catch you walking.

Just jump out, whereyou're going, huh?

Where you going?

I'm going on a date.

Right now.

Give me your damn hair.


Why you gotta take all my hair?

I don't want all yourhair, just the middle shit.

Give me the middle shit.

Keep crying likea bitch, I'm gonna

take your speed andmemory from your ass.

Hurry up.

Run that hair.