#HashtagWars - #BabyBroadway

Monday, June 13, 2016 06/13/2016 Views: 265

In honor of the Tony Awards, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Horatio Sanz and Nick Swardson recreate Broadway musicals for an infant audience. (2:05)

It's now timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

(applause and cheering)

As I mentioned earlier,last night was the Tony Awards,

which shall henceforth be knownas the Hamiltonys.

For those of you who don't owna fedora, I shall explain.

Hamilton took Broadway by stormand racked up 11 wins.

The mega-hit musicalis so popular,

it's probably goingto inspire a whole generation

of kids named Hamilton, Eliza,

and "Please don't beat me up.My daddy's a theater nerd."

So to celebrate that futureand honor last night's Tony's,

tonight's hashtag is#BabyBroadway. #BabyBroadway.

Examples might be, uh,picture Book of Mormon

and I don't have to pay Rent.

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock and begin.

-Horatio. -Sudden Infant Death of a Salesman.




-Nick. -Breast Side Story.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-Horatio. -The Wiz... in My Diaper.

-Yeah, points.Yeah, yeah, points. -(laughter)

-Mary Lynn. -My Fair Mommy.

-(laughter)-All right, points. Horatio.

Arthur Miller's The Lunchible.

-Yeah, points.-(laughter)

-Mary Lynn. -Bye Bye Birdie,

Because I Have No Object Permanence.


Points. Points. Nick.




-Mary Lynn. -Sweeney Toddler.

-Yeah, points!-(laughter)


♪ The demon babyof Fleet Street! ♪


Annie Wipe Your Buns.



Not all baby thingsare about (bleep).

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Most of them are.

-RAJSKUB:Babies do other things. -Nick.

(bleep) The Musical.

(laughter, applause)

HARDWICK:Yeah. Yeah.



-Wait, I have one.-Okay, what?

-It's pretty cute.-Okay.

Hey, um, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pediatrician.


I don't knowwhat I was thinking.

I'm sorry, no, no, it didn't.