It's now timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
(applause and cheering)
As I mentioned earlier,last night was the Tony Awards,
which shall henceforth be knownas the Hamiltonys.
For those of you who don't owna fedora, I shall explain.
Hamilton took Broadway by stormand racked up 11 wins.
The mega-hit musicalis so popular,
it's probably goingto inspire a whole generation
of kids named Hamilton, Eliza,
and "Please don't beat me up.My daddy's a theater nerd."
So to celebrate that futureand honor last night's Tony's,
tonight's hashtag is#BabyBroadway. #BabyBroadway.
Examples might be, uh,picture Book of Mormon
and I don't have to pay Rent.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock and begin.
-Horatio. -Sudden Infant Death of a Salesman.
-Nick. -Breast Side Story.
-All right, points.-(laughter)
-Horatio. -The Wiz... in My Diaper.
-Yeah, points.Yeah, yeah, points. -(laughter)
-Mary Lynn. -My Fair Mommy.
-(laughter)-All right, points. Horatio.
Arthur Miller's The Lunchible.
-Mary Lynn. -Bye Bye Birdie,
Because I Have No Object Permanence.
Points. Points. Nick.
-Mary Lynn. -Sweeney Toddler.
♪ The demon babyof Fleet Street! ♪
Annie Wipe Your Buns.
Not all baby thingsare about (bleep).
-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Most of them are.
-RAJSKUB:Babies do other things. -Nick.
(bleep) The Musical.
-Wait, I have one.-Okay, what?
-It's pretty cute.-Okay.
Hey, um, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pediatrician.
I don't knowwhat I was thinking.
I'm sorry, no, no, it didn't.