- Hey.- What up, what up?
- There they go, sit down.- What's up, man?
- Clean that seat out.Y'all want something to drink?
Yeah, you do. Look like I'mtalking to two beer me, ain't I?
Huh?Shit, that's--watch yourselves.
Anybody cut?Everybody all right?
Okay, let me clean that up.Watch your leg, Joey,
'causethat glass can get in your skin,
and we can't get it out.
Brother, I got a new hobby, man.
- A hobby?- Yes.
Mixology, man.This is my new thing.
- Kev, you know you got to go toschool for bartending.
You know that, right?- I don't have to go to school
for nothing, okay?
I took a app.
- An app?- Yes.
Download a app on my phone,mixology app,
read it for two minutes.
I got it all in my head,brother.
Kev, people study for years tobecome good bartenders.
You gonna learn from a app?
- Same people that study foryears are the same people
that created the app, so I don'thave to study for years, Harry.
- Give me a lemon drop.
- I don't--that's not in theapp.
I don't know what--I don't knowhow to do that.
- All right, let me make itsimple.
Give me a gin and juice.
- Yes, that's easy.That's easy.
- Are we talking about drinksfrom the States,
or are you guys in Japan?Where are y'all at?
Where do--let's talk about--
- The ingredients are in thename, Kev.
- Brother, if I'm themixologist, let me mix, okay?
Let me--let me bring to you whatI do best.
Can we do that?- Have at it.
Is it a basketball, or is it abottle?
What do I have?- Hey, man, just--
- Whoo.- Huh?
- You want a long pouror a short pour?
- I just want it in the glass.- I'ma give you a long.
Still in the glass.- Just-just--
- Still in the glass.
Who like dark?
I can't see nothing, 'cause Ilike dark.
Boy, watch this.
Mm, hit 'em with it.Splash that on 'em, right?
- You're getting--
- Brother, y'all like olives orno?
Shit, grab that one for me?
- Don't--- Pass it back to me.
I got you, brother.- I'm not gonna do this.
- Saw this yesterday--Joey, comehere, Joey.
- I'm not gonna do it.- Joey, brother,
let me show yousomething.
I'm done, man. I can't.- Just let me--come here.
Taste what I got.Harry. Harry!
It's called a DoohickeyDirt Right.
That is fucking disgusting.