♪ Hey, it's Fluffy!
I don't want to go to church--it's no fun.
You know,you're not supposed to like it.
It's supposedto be good for you.
Kind of like eating broccoli.
Like you ever ate broccoli.
Just for today, I want to bea bad girl and have fun.
Who's with me?
What do we do?
Fluffy, I've been going tochurch for 12 years,
praying that a girl wouldsay this to me.
Let's do this!
Hey, kids, guess what?
I got something under my coatthat's more fun than church.
I got new movies,old movies,
movies in the theater,movies coming out next month,
I got movies they ain'teven made yet.
Got any scary movies?
This movie is so scary,it's rated TV-I.
The only peopleallowed to watch it
are thosewho are already insane.
I want to watch it.
Unless you guysare afraid.
BOTH:We'll take it.
I got a bad feelingabout this.
Seriously, it's great to watchscary movies with chicks,
'cause when they getall scared,
they just wantto cuddle.
That ain't gonna happen.
Everyone knows it'sjust a movie.
(scary music plays)
Just go make popcorn.
(growly voice):I want your soul!
What?This stuff really works.
That's not good.
I better check onMartin and Zirina!
Just rememberedI got an appointment
with a dog groomer--see you fools later!
I'm gonna drag your soulto Hell, Martin!
Ooh! Mood lighting!
Ooh, French kissingbefore dark, huh?
Hey, where we going?
Father, we made a girlmiss Communion
to watch a bootleg horror movie,
and now she's possessedby the Devil!
Not in my church!
(electricity sizzlesand crackles)
God bless you!
Wow, Father, you'rereally good at your job!
Now who is ready for Communion?
Hey, man, you got something
like, with a pit bulland a poodle and a stick?