Let's Talk Supermoon

  • Season 3 , Ep 12
  • 01/23/2013
  • Views: 9,584

Ders is psyched to see the supermoon, but Blake is more interested in the supernatural effects of the supermoon. (2:25)

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SO AWAKE.

SO AWAKE RIGHT NOW.

♪ LIVING LIFE

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?WHAT'D YOU SAY?

- I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

- YEAH, TOTALLY.NO, I HEAR THAT.

- LET'S TALK SUPER MOON,MY LUNAR-TICS.

I'M THINKING WE COULD BLOCK OFF,LIKE, FIVE HOURS AND--

- FIVE HOURS?- GOOD CALL.

I WAS THINKING SIX MYSELF,JUST TO...

REALLY TAKE IT IN.

I'M EXCITED.- ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I'M VERY EXCITEDTO TAKE IT IN AS WELL.

I READON A WEBSITE LAST NIGHT,

THAT, UH, THE SUPER MOONIS A CATALYST

FOR PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.

AND THEN I READON ANOTHER WEBSITE

THAT A CATALYST IS, LIKE,

A WAY OF SAYINGTHAT IT, LIKE, HELPS IT.

- YEAH, NO, IT IS.

I WAS SUPPOSEDTO SEE THE LAST ONE.

BUT I GOT ADULT CHICKEN POX

AND WAS STUCKIN A BATHTUB ALL NIGHT

WITH INSTANT OATMEAL.

- APPLE-CINNAMON?- I WISH.

RAISINS AND SPICE.[all groaning]

BUT, THIS YEAR,I'M GONNA FLEX ON THIS MOON.

CHECK IT OUT.

GOT A TABLET COMPUTERWITH A MOON-TRACKER APP.

TOTALLY STATE OF THE ART.AND...

A ROB HUEBEL TELESCOPE,

SO I CAN PEEP THE CHEESE.

- SEE, CHECK IT OUT.

RIGHT HERE, WIKI SAYS,

"THOUSANDSOF UNSOLVED CHILD MURDERS,

EVERY SUPER MOON."

- EVEN WORSETHAN WHAT HE JUST SAID,

IT SAYS, "DOGS SUCKEACH OTHER'S MAGIC STICKS."

- WHAT THE--- OKAY, STOP IT.

IT'S NOT SAYING THOSE THINGS.YOU'RE MAKING 'EM UP.

- IT DOES SAY IT.IT'S WIKIPEDIA.

IT SAYSVERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION.

- NO. DOES NOT.- SAID THAT.

- YOU GUYS NEEDTO START APPRECIATING

THE WORLD'S NATURAL WONDERS.

I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE

LIKE SEEING THE REDWOODSOR OLD FAITHFUL

OR THAT OLD ROCK WE FOUNDTHAT LOOKED LIKE A BOOB.

- ACTUALLY STILL HAVE THAT ROCK.

I WISH IT WERE SOFTER.

- WHY?

- SO I COULD [bleep] IT,ANDERS.

- ALL RIGHT, DERS,YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING.

YOU KEEP TALKINGABOUT NATURAL THINGS.

BUT I'M TALKINGABOUT SUPERNATURAL, GUYS.

THERE'S GONNA BE SOME STUFFTHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT

THAT NEVER HAPPENS!

LIKE MAYBE THE DEAD WILL RISE

OR, LIKE, THE EARTH WILLSTART ON FIRE OR SOMETHING.

- OR YOU'LL, LIKE,HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL

FOR THE FIRST TIME.

- OH, WOW!

BECAUSE YOUR PENISIS IN USE SO MUCH, ANDERS!

YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEXAS MUCH AS...

WE'RE TIED FOR ZERO,BASICALLY.

- HEY, GUYS.- OH! MM!

I'M NOT SCARED.DERS IS THOUGH.

HE'S IN HYSTERICS.WHAT A PUNK!

I'M NOT SCARED.

- SO I BET YOU GUYS ARE,UH, WONDERING

WHAT ALL THE RENOVATIONSARE ABOUT.

- NOPE.- NOT AT ALL.

- WELL, THE CREW CLEARED OUTTHE BASEMENT,

AND THERE'S SOMEPRETTY NIFTY ITEMS UP FOR GRABS.

[laughs]

BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP,BLOOP, BLOOP.

- I [bleep] LOVE TITS,YOU GUYS.

- DOES IT COME IN BLACK?

INK?

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