Uncensored - Reggie Watts - You About To

Season 1 , Ep 0101 05/18/10 Views: 21,511

Reggie Watts has some chocolate eclairs that he wants to give to his friend Claire. (2:00)

YO, MAN, WHEN I WAS FIRST ASKED

TO DO THIS HIP-HOP SHOW, LIKE,

PEOPLE WAS LIKE, "WE AIN'T NEVER

HAD HIP-HOP NEXT TO THE CANAL

AND SHIT, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"

AND I LOOKED AT THEM SERIOUSLY,

YOU KNOW, ON THE PHONE.

I SAID...

"WELL, YOU ABOUT TO,

MOTHERFUCKER.

WELL, YOU ABOUT TO,

MOTHERFUCKER.

WELL, YOU ABOUT TO,

MOTHERFUCKER."

♪ WELL, YOU A-BOU-BOU-BOU-BOUT ♪

♪ TO TO TO TO ♪

♪ MO-MO-MO-MO FUCKER ♪

[beatboxing]

♪ ♪

[recorded beat continues]

♪ SOMETI--N--BA-- ♪

♪ I--TO A--I--SU--FI ♪

♪ FRE--YOU--A ♪

♪ AND--I--UP--AT--UP ♪

♪ PA--I-- ♪

♪ TA--YOU UP--A P-- ♪

♪ A FAS-- ♪

♪ OH--UH--EH--UH--UH ♪

♪ S--A--MORE ♪

♪ CHECK IT--IP--OP--TO ♪

♪ AND A--SIP--ER ♪

♪ WHAT? ♪

♪ YEAH, COME ON ♪

♪ UH ♪

♪ I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ♪

♪ BE THINKING ♪

♪ BECAUSE I GOT THIS ♪

♪ ON A STICK ♪

♪ YO ♪

♪ I BE CHECKIN' IT OUT ♪

♪ AND IN THE MIDDLE ♪

♪ OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ I BE DOIN' WHAT IT ♪

♪ BE TAKEN NEW ♪

♪ I GOT SOME PASTRIES ♪

♪ GONNA SERVE 'EM AND SHIT ♪

♪ TO MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I'M GONNA CUT 'EM IN HALF ♪

♪ BECAUSE NOBODY NEEDS ♪

♪ A WHOLE CROISSANT ♪

♪ YOU THINK YOU NEED ♪

♪ A WHOLE CROISSANT ♪

♪ NOBODY NEED ♪

♪ A WHOLE CROISSANT ♪

♪ UH, UH ♪

♪ LISTEN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS ♪

♪ CLAIRES LIKE A CHOCOLATE ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE LIKE CLAIRE ♪

♪ MY FRIEND CLAIRE ♪

♪ SHE LIKES CHOCOLATE ♪

♪ SHE'S THE E-CLAIRE ♪

♪ SHE LIKE TO BE ONLINE ♪

♪ AND SHIT ♪

♪ WHAT THE FUCK? ♪

♪ YEAH, SHE LOSE HER MIND

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