Todd Barry - Old Navy

  • Season 10 , Ep 12
  • 03/30/2006
  • Views: 9,903

Todd Barry discusses shopping at Old Navy (1:16)

'CAUSE I MAKE AN ASTONISHINGAMOUNT OF MONEY.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I GO THROUGH WALLETS LIKE CRAZY.

I WENT IN THERE, SAID, "DO YOU SELL WALLETS?"

GUY GOES,"I DON'T KNOW IF WE DO.

BUT IF WE DID, THEY'D BE ON THE 2nd FLOOR, 3rd TABLE IN FROM THE LEFT."

[LAUGHTER]

"OH. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWIF YOU SELL THEM?

"BUT WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY,

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO FIND THEM."

I GO TO THE 2nd FLOOR.I DON'T SEE ANY WALLETS.

I FIND ANOTHER SALESMAN. I GO, "DO YOU SELL WALLETS?"

GUY LOOKS AT ME, GOES, "NO WALLETS, NO TIES."

AS IF I'VE HEARD THE WALLET QUESTION,

WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP AROUND THE BEND.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I COULD UNDERSTANDNO WALLETS AT OLD NAVY, BUT NO TIES?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR WITH MY MOCK-RIB TURTLENECK?

AND PURPLE CAMOUFLAGE CARGO PANTS? I GOT A FUNERAL TO GO TO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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