Doug Stanhope - Leo

Pitta, Henton, Tompkins, Kuller, Stanhope Season 2, Ep 2001 09/05/1998 Views: 2,262

Nobody wanted Leonardo DiCaprio in his younger days. (1:01)

ALL THE MALLS JUST SWOONFOR LEONARDO.

AND I THINK HE'S A GREAT ACTORDON'T GET ME WRONG,

BUT WHERE WASTHE ATTENTION BEFORE ?

DID YOU SEE:"WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE ?"

WHERE WERE YOU WHENHE WAS PLAYINGTHE GURGLING RUBBER HEAD

WITH SNOT CAKE FROMHIS NOSE TO HIS EAR,"AHHHH..."

YOU WEREN'T JUMPINGON THE BAND WAGON THEN.

WHAT ABOUT"BASKETBALL DIARIES" ?

PLAYS A JUNKIE TURNIN' TRICKSWITH GUYS IN SUBWAY TOILETSFOR SMACK MONEY.

NO ONE WANTED TO WIN"THE DREAM DATE WITH LEONARDO"THEN.

BUT YOU PUT HIM IN A TUXEDOON A SINKING SHIP--

I WANT TO PLAY"TEMPEST".

IT STOLE MY QUARTER !