Tracy Morgan - Racist Parenting

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 6,387

Tracy Morgan firmly believes that some black women have only one thing on their minds when it comes to their children's education. (1:34)

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BLACK PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST, TOO.

BLACK PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST.

SOME BLACK WOMEN JUST --

THE ONLY THING THEY WANT TO DOIN THE WORLD

IS GO UP TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL

AND CURSEA WHITE FEMALE TEACHER OUT,

NO MATTER WHATHER CHILD DONE DID.

THIS LITTLE BOY DONE STABBEDANOTHER LITTLE BOY IN THE HEAD

WITH A NUMBER-2 PENCIL.

SHE JUST WANTTO CURSE THE TEACHER OUT.

SHE GO UP TO HER, "I KNOWHE STABBED THAT LITTLE BOY

IN THE HEADWITH A NUMBER-2 PENCIL.

I KNOW HE DID THAT!

'CAUSE HIS FATHER'S IN JAIL FORSTABBING SOMEBODY IN THE HEAD

WITH A NUMBER-2 PENCIL, OKAY?!

OKAY? BUT WHAT THE [BLEEP]WAS Y'ALL DOING?"

AND SHE JUST GOT HER NAILS DONE.

"WHAT THE [BLEEP] WAS Y'ALLDOING?

WHAT IS THIS? OKAY?ALL THIS STABBING'S GOING ON.

I KNOW HE STABBEDTHAT BOY IN THE HEAD

WITH A NUMBER-2 PENCIL, OKAY?

LIKE I SAID, HIS FATHER'SIN JAIL FOR STABBING SOMEBODY

IN THE HEAD WITHA NUMBER-2 [BLEEP] PENCIL.

WHAT THE [BLEEP] WAS Y'ALLDOING?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I SWEAR BEFORE [BLEEP] GOD.

CALL ME UP TO THE SCHOOL.

I'M GONNA [BLEEP] YOU UP,MISS LOPEZ.

WHAT? 3:00."

IT'S GETTING DARK.

I'M TELLING YOU,Y'ALL BETTER TAKE HEED!

THE POPE QUIT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU CAN'T QUITIF YOU'RE THE POPE!

WHEN YOU'RE THE POPE,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIEIN THAT POSITION.

YOU DON'T QUIT.THIS AIN'T McDONALD'S.

"I'M TIRED OF THIS HAT, GOD."