It is a great city.
We are a progressive city.
We have eliminated both carsand English. It's great.
But I hate when peopledo this, when they go,
"New York City, eight millionpeople, eight million stories.
There's three New Yorkstories, all right?
There's "I moved here," "I livedhere all my life"
I worked at McDonald'sfor seven years and...
please don't clap at that.
If you clap at that, theywon.
Well, I worked there forseven years and I remember
someone was like, "you know,that job is designed for
someone that'll only bethere for two months."
I was like, "yeah, I beatthe [bleep] system."
I remember one time, one of myfriends was like, "hey, man,
"could you put in a good wordfor me over at the McDonald's?"
I was like, "I couldtell them you're alive...
"if that's what you want."
My mom wants to manage mycomedy career now and
I was like, "all right, Mom, whydon't you give me some notes?"
And one of her notes was"you should smile more.
"You have an angel's mouth."
I feel I should manage mymom at helping her write
pickup lines for pedophiles...
in the wooing phase.
"Come on, angel mouth.
"Keep lookin' at me withthem rainbow eyes."
Did I get you with that?I'm sorry.
I don't know how to aim.
I am in a relationship. It'sbeen going pretty well.