A DRUNKEN FARMER STUMBLESUPSTAIRS
INTO HIS BEDROOM,WAKING HIS WIFE, ROSEANNE.
SHE SITS UP AND SEES HER HUSBANDHOLDING A SHEEP UNDER HIS ARM.
THE FARMER YELLS, "THIS ISTHE PIG I'VE BEEN FUCKIN'."
ROSEANNE SAYS, "YOU IDIOT!THAT'S NOT A PIG, IT'S A SHEEP."
THE FARMER YELLS,"SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I WAS TALKING TO THE SHEEP."
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