John Mulaney - Group Two

  • Season 13 , Ep 23
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 18,186

John Mulaney went to a grade school where the kids were divided into two math groups. (1:03)

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TERRIBLEWITH MONEY.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN BADAT ECONOMICS.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN BAD AT MATH.

EVER SINCE I WAS A KID,I WAS TERRIBLE AT MATH.

AND I WENT TO THIS GRADE SCHOOL

WHERE ONE YEARWHAT THEY DECIDED TO DO

WAS DIVIDE ALL THE KIDS UPINTO TWO DIFFERENT MATH GROUPS,

RIGHT, BASED ON YOUR ABILITIES.

AND THE FIRST GROUPTHAT YOU COULD BE IN

WAS CALLED "THE BLUE ANGELS,"

AND IT WAS NAMED AFTERTHE FAMOUS AVIATORS.

AND THE OTHER GROUP --

THE OTHER GROUP WAS CALLED"GROUP TWO."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]YEAH.

OH, WE WERE A SWELL BUNCHOF KIDS IN GROUP TWO.

THE BEST PART OF IT IS,IS WE PICKED THE NAME OURSELVES.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

THE TEACHER WAS LIKE, "WHAT AREWE GONNA CALL YOU, GROUP TWO?"

AND WE WERE LIKE, "EH, BINGO.YOU GOT IT RIGHT THERE.

4 AND 5 IS 12."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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