YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOTOF TIMES IN LIFE

WHERE CONTROL IS IMPORTANT,AND DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION,

IT CAN BE GOOD, BADOR INTERESTING.

I'LL SHOW YOU NOW IN A SEGMENTCALLED "GOOD, BAD, INTERESTING."

(laughter)

OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

"WRESTLE TO THE GROUND."

GOOD--CRIMINAL.(laughter)

BAD--YOUR THERAPIST.(laughter)

(chuckles)

INTERESTING--A PIÑATA.(chuckles)

THAT GUY REALLY WANTSTHAT CANDY.

(laughter)

LEAVE HIM. LEAVE HIM--LET HIM DO IT. LEAVE HIM.

(laughter)

"GRABBING THE WHEEL."

GOOD--WHEN THE DRIVER'S FAINTED.

(laughter)

BAD--YOU'RE LOSINGAT ROULETTE.(laughter)

THAT'D BE BAD.

INTERESTING--YOU'RE MADAT YOUR HAMSTER.

(laughter)

"HOLD ON!"(laughter)

"YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE."

(laughter)"THROWING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND."

(laughter)

GOOD--WHEN YOU NEEDTO GET THINGS DONE.(laughter)

BAD--WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT.(laughter)

NOT COOL.

(laughter)

INTERESTING... (laughs)WHEN YOU'VE HAD LIPOSUCTION.

(laughter)

(chuckles)

(applause)(chuckles)

"STANDING ABSOLUTELY STILL."

GOOD--YOU'RE HIDING.(laughter)

BAD...(laughs) YOU'RE REPRODUCING.

(laughter)

"WE GOT THIS.WE GOT THIS."

(laughter)

(chuckles)

(laughs) INTERESTING--YOU'RE IN A DANCE CONTEST.

(laughter)

"FASCINATING MOVE!"(laughter)

"PASSING BILL."

GOOD--YOU'RE A CONGRESSMAN.

BAD--BILL'S CAR BROKE DOWN.(laughter)

"HI, BILL."

(laughter)

INTERESTING--YOU NAMEYOUR KIDNEY STONES. (laughs)

(chuckles)