- My question to you people,
is, "How do you spell law?"
'Cause I am the law,
and I don't want to be mean,but if you leave me no choice,
then I will get angry.
I am King Kong.
Al Bundy ain't got nothingon me.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm just practicing the waythat I'm gonna talk
to potential peoplethat I'ma lock up.
Why?'Cause I'm a cop for the day.
Look, enough about me.
Let's talk about where I am.
I'm in Miami, baby,
and I am readyto do what I do best:
give the gift of laughter.
This is Hart of the City,
and I'm Kevin Hart,AKA the law.
I get to cracking heads all--oh, shit.
God damn it.