Sex with Black Guys

  • Season 3 , Ep 11
  • 12/04/2013
  • Views: 410,685

Jordan and Keegan oscillate between being intrigued and offended when they overhear two white women speculate about what it's like to sleep with a black guy. (3:23)

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- I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ONWITH THE HUGE WOMAN,

AND I WANT TO KNOWWHAT THE DEAL IS

WITH THE RED WITCH LADY.- YES.

YES.YES.

- [laughs]I WOULD TOO.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?- [laughing]

- STRAIGHT OUT.

- NO, BUT I MEAN, LIKE,HAVE YOU?

HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU EVERSLEPT WITH A BLACK GUY?

- NO, BUT I REALLY WANT TO.

[laughs]- ME TOO!

APPARENTLY, IT IS, LIKE,

A WHOLE OTHER THINGTHAN SLEEPING WITH WHITE MEN.

- OH, NO, NO.

I HEARD THEY'RESUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE,

WAY BETTER AT ITOR SOMETHING.

- YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.I HEARD THAT TOO.

I WONDER IF IT'S'CAUSE THEY HAVE,

LIKE--LIKE, BETTER RHYTHM,YOU KNOW?

- RIGHT, 'CAUSETHEY'RE REALLY GOOD DANCERS.

- I MEAN, APPARENTLY,THEY HAVE, LIKE, BIGGER--

- OH, WAY BIGGER PENISES, RIGHT?[laughs]

- YEAH.

I GUESS THAT'SBECAUSE OF AFRICA?

- YEAH, LIKE,I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE JUST--

THEY'RE, LIKE, REALLYWITH YOU IN THE MOMENT.

- HMM.

- LIKE, IF THEY'RE GONNABE WITH YOU,

THEY'RE IN THE HERE AND NOW.

- EXACTLY. EXACTLY.

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THATTHEY BASICALLY HAVE NO FUTURE.

- [laughs]I KNOW.

- THINK ABOUT IT.- IT'S SO SAD.

- THINK ABOUT IT![laughs]

- I DO FEEL LIKE THEY TREATTHEIR WOMEN WITH JUST, LIKE,

A LITTLE BITMORE COMPASSION, THOUGH.

- YEAH,LIKE, RESPECT AND STUFF.

OH, BECAUSE THEIR DADSWERE NEVER AROUND!

- OH, RIGHT, AND THEY ALSO HAVEA LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS

'CAUSE EVEN IF THEY HAVE KIDS,THEY NEVER GO VISIT THEM.

- OH, PLEASE. TOTALLY.BABY DADDY?

THAT'S A THING.- OH.

THAT'S IN THE DICTIONARY NOWBECAUSE OF BLACK PEOPLE.

- SEE?SER-I-OU-SLY.

APPARENTLY, BLACK GUYS JUST KNOWHOW TO PLEASE WHITE WOMEN.

RIGHT? JUST, LIKE,WAY MORE THAN WHITE MEN.

- OH, WELL, IT'S PROBABLYIN THEIR BLOOD

'CAUSE THEY'RE USEDTO PLEASING THEIR WHITE MASTERS.

- WHAAAT?

- OKAY. OKAY.- YEAH!

LAW OF THE JUNGLE, RIGHT?- [laughs] TOTALLY.

- I AM SO DESPERATETO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF.

[laughter]- ME TOO.

- RIGHT?

- OKAY, UM, I'M GONNAGO TO THE BATHROOM...

- OKAY.

- AND I SWEAR TO YOU,

IF THERE IS A BLACK GUYBACK THERE, I'M GONNA BLOW HIM.

[laughter]- GET IT!

- SO, UNRELATED, I NOWHAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,

UH, BECAUSE I'VE BEENDRINKING COFFEE ALL DAY.

SO I WILL BE BACKIN A LITTLE WHILE.

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?LET--LET ME GO FIRST.

I'LL BE ABOUT 30 SECONDS.

- OOH, OW.I HIT MY PENIS THERE.

- I'M SORRY.I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, SIR.

- OKAY.

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