Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bag Lady

  • Season 7, Ep 11
  • 04/17/2003
  • Views: 8,028

SO LET'S DO A SEXY ONE FOR

THE FOLKS FROM NEW JERSEY.

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

♪ TAKE OFF YOUR COAT, BABY ♪

♪ TAKE OFF YOUR BOOT ♪

♪ TAKE OFF YOUR WOOLLY HAT ♪

♪ AND YOUR BORDER SUIT ♪

♪ TAKE OFF YOUR ♪

♪ WHIPS AND STOCKINGS ♪

♪ AND YOUR ONE RUNNIN' SHOE ♪

♪ TAKE OFF YOUR WEDDING DRESS ♪

♪ THE CAMOUFLAGE VEST ♪

♪ AND YOUR ONE SKI GLOVE ♪

♪ BAG LADY ♪

♪ BAG LADY ♪

♪ LET'S MAKE LOVE ♪

♪ I GOT A HALF FRIED CHICKEN ♪

♪ MALT LIQUOR IN A CAN ♪

♪ EVERY WOMAN I EVER LOVED ♪

♪ I JUST DROVE AROUND THE BEND ♪

♪ 'CAUSE LOVE'LL MAKE IT CRAZY ♪

♪ LET'S AVOID THE MIDDLE MAN ♪

♪ I KNOW IT MAKES NO SENSE ♪

♪ TONIGHT MY ONLY WISH ♪

♪ IS JUST TO SPEND THE NIGHT ♪

♪ WITH SOMEONE ♪

♪ WHO SPEAKS TOTAL GIBBERISH ♪

♪ SO PUT YOUR HAND IN MINE ♪

♪ UNDERNEATH ♪

♪ THE MOON AND STARS ♪

♪ TOMORROW YOU CAN GO BACK ♪

♪ TO SCREAMING AT CARS ♪

♪ OH, BAG LADY ♪

♪ WELL, SHE GETS ON THE BUS ♪

♪ GETS OFF THE BUS ♪

♪ GETS ON THE BUS ♪

♪ GETS OFF THE BUS ♪

♪ GETS ON THE BUS ♪

♪ GETS OFF THE BUS ♪

♪ GETS ON THE BUS AND THEN ♪

♪ SHE GETS OFF THE BUS ♪

♪ AND ON THE BUS ♪

♪ AND THEN SHE CLIMBS ♪

♪ ATOP THE BUS ♪

♪ IT MIGHT BE CRAZY ♪

♪ IT MIGHT BE STRANGE ♪

♪ BUT YOU HAD ME ♪

♪ AT THE MOMENT SHE SCREAMED ♪

♪ "GOT SOME CHANGE?!" ♪

♪ WE BOTH GOT ONE BIG ISSUE ♪

♪ MINE IS JUST TO KISS YOU ♪

♪ BENEATH THE STARS ABOVE ♪

♪ SO, BAG LADY ♪

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, HOBOKEN.

WHO'S TO TELL WHO'S CRAZY

AND WHO'S NOT?

IT'S ALL RELATIVE.

HOW COME YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR

AND HARMONICA AT THE SAME TIME

LIKE, YOU KNOW, BOB DYLAN

OR NEIL YOUNG?

YOU'RE A GENIUS.

MAKE THAT EXTRA EFFORT TO

STRAP SOME CYMBALS TO YOUR KNEES

AND PEOPLE WILL CROSS THE STREET

TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

SO WHO'S TO SAY...

♪ WE BOTH GOT ONE BIG ISSUE ♪

♪ MINE IS JUST TO KISS YOU ♪

♪ BENEATH THE STARS ABOVE ♪

♪ SO, BAG LADY ♪

♪ LET'S MAKE LOVE ♪♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OH, YEAH!

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