Jim Breuer - L.A. Restaurants

Burr, Crasnick, McCullough, Jen's Revenge Season 2, Ep 0203 06/20/1998 Views: 10,059

In a real Italian restaurant, the employees yell at you. (1:46)

NEVER GET ENOUGH OF "BRAAHHH".

SCARES PEOPLE WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET

AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

IT SCARES PEOPLE.

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON ?

SO I'M SPENDING SOME TIME OUTHERE IN LOS ANGELES.

LOS ANGELES.

PEOPLE ARE SO POLITE, MAN.

WHAT IS IT, THE SUN ?

GREAT DAY, AIN'T IT ?

EVERYTHING'SLIKE SPECIAL HERE.

DINERS AND STUFF.

"TODAY WE HAVE THE CHOPPED STEAK."

SHUT UP, IT'S A BURGER !

SWISS CHEESE, DUMMY.

BRING IT OUT,SHUT UP.

YOU GUYS EAT IN LIKE ITALIAN RESTAURANTS OUT HERE ?

( cheers )

THEY'RE NOT REALITALIAN RESTAURANTS, MAN.

YOU GOT TO GO TO NEW YORK.

THEY'LL YELL AT YOU !

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ?!"

( yelling )

ALRIGHT MAN,

TWO SLICES,RELAX.

CHINESE RESTAURANTS.

I HAVEN'T EVEN SEENA CHINESE RESTAURANT OUT HERE.

THAT'S ALRIGHT.

I ONLY LIKE CHINESE RESTAURANTSWHEN I WANT TO BE ABUSED.

THEY RUSH YOU OUT OF THERE,SOON AS YOU WALK IN.

"OKAY, READY TO ORDER ?OKAY, COME ON, HURRY UP, ORDER."

THERE'S ONLY THREE PEOPLE IN THERE.

"COME ON, ORDER NUMBER TWO,FRIED RICE.

YOU WERE GONNAORDER THAT ANYWAY."

SOON AS YOU ORDER, TWO SECONDSLATER THEY'RE THERE.

"OKAY, EGG ROLL,

CHINESE, FRIED RICE, OKAY."